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\"time2\"Today, Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/a> offers a tasty tidbit of weight loss levity. “Thunder Pants,”<\/em> confesses her ‘weighty sins’ and receives forgiveness. What’s your dietary sin? Lighten your load here!<\/em><\/p>\n

Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss ~<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n

Forgive me for I have sinned.<\/p>\n

I fear that I have sunken down to a new all-time weigh-in low. I was going to my group meeting – wherein we weigh-in – and to ensure the lowest possible number, I painstakingly assembled the appropriate weigh-in outfit.<\/p>\n

I rolled up all my shorts, tops, bras and under pants, and I weighed them,\u00a0one by one, on my food scale.<\/p>\n

Just so you know, thong under pants weigh an entire ounce less than thunder pants.<\/p>\n

Signed ~ Thunder Pants to Under Pants<\/em><\/p>\n

Dear Thunder Pants,<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

All Is Forgiven, Move On ~ Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Confess, right now, here on these pages, receive forgiveness from Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/a>, the patron saint of permanent fat removal and then, Move On!<\/p>\n

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For more weighty weigh-ins as well as curious confessions, join Our Lady of Weight Loss\u2019s KICK in the TUSH CLUB\/FB!<\/a><\/p>\n

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