{"id":514,"date":"2009-08-18T12:38:32","date_gmt":"2009-08-18T12:38:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/08\/flat-belly-diet-and-sassy-wate.html"},"modified":"2009-08-18T12:38:32","modified_gmt":"2009-08-18T12:38:32","slug":"flat-belly-diet-and-sassy-wate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/08\/flat-belly-diet-and-sassy-wate.html","title":{"rendered":"A Flat Belly Diet and Sassy Water Prayer"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Fat<\/span>Desperate times call for desperate measures! I woke up bloated this morning, desirous of a flat belly, wishing that there was a magic cure. And then I remembered the healing powers of water.
\nAnd so, I took my Our Lady of Weight Loss Sassy Water bottle<\/a> and downed 4 glasses and prayed! Please join with me!
\nDear Our Lady of the Flat Belly<\/strong><\/em>,
\nPlease may I thirst for water
\nand experience with every sassy sip
\nits miraculous cleansing powers.
\nMay my sins as well as fat belly be washed away
\nand permanently eliminated from my body.
\nAnd please,
\nMay there always be a clean bathroom nearby.
\nAmen<\/em><\/strong>
\nWhat’s your favorite prayer?<\/em>
\nMore Sassy Water and Belly Fat<\/strong>!
\n5 Ways to Make SASSY Water<\/a>
\nFlat Belly Cure: Blueberries<\/a>
\nReduce Belly Fat: Happiness Cure<\/a>
\nSpread the word … not<\/em> the icing!
\nJanice
\n——————————————————
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\nVisit Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/a>.
\n\"ART<\/span> <\/a> about Janice<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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