{"id":491,"date":"2009-07-31T07:55:51","date_gmt":"2009-07-31T07:55:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/07\/thunder-pants-under-pants-a-we.html"},"modified":"2009-07-31T07:55:51","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T07:55:51","slug":"thunder-pants-under-pants-a-we","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/07\/thunder-pants-under-pants-a-we.html","title":{"rendered":"Thunder Pants, Under Pants: A Weighty Weigh-In"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nKick in the Tush Club<\/a> member in good standing, “Thunder Pants,”<\/em><\/strong> confesses her ‘weighty sins’ to Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/a> and receives forgiveness. What’s your dietary sin?<\/em>
\nDear Our Lady of Weight Loss ~<\/strong><\/em>
\nForgive me for I have sinned.<\/em>
\nI fear that I have sunken down to a new all-time weigh-in low. I was going to my group meeting – wherein we weigh-in – and to ensure the lowest possible number, I painstakingly assembled the appropriate weigh-in outfit.
\nI rolled up all my shorts, tops, bras and under pants, and one by one as weighed them on my food scale.
\nJust so you know, thong under pants weigh an entire ounce less than thunder pants.
\nSigned ~ Thunder Pants to Under Pants<\/em>
\nAll Is Forgiven, Move On ~ Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/a><\/strong><\/em>
\nConfess, right now, here on these pages, and receive forgiveness from Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/a>, enabling you to Move On!
\nHere are few more LOL Weighty Confessions to get you through the weekend!<\/strong>
\nWeighty Confession: BUT I only had one spoonful!<\/a>
\nWeighty Confession: Vitamin C tastes better than sweet tarts.<\/a>
\nWeighty Confession: Carrot Cake is a vegetable, no?<\/a>
\nSpread the word, not the icing!
\nJanice<\/em>
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