{"id":4889,"date":"2013-05-29T13:23:10","date_gmt":"2013-05-29T17:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/?p=4889"},"modified":"2013-05-29T13:27:40","modified_gmt":"2013-05-29T17:27:40","slug":"weighty-confession-platters-full-of-punishment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2013\/05\/weighty-confession-platters-full-of-punishment.html","title":{"rendered":"Weighty Confession: Platters Full of Punishment"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"mexicanMany of us have been known to scoff down one piece of cake, beat ourselves up, feel rotten to the core, and then have another slice of the Devil\u2019s food to soothe. Our fat cells multiply \u2013 our pants tighten – we feel even worse \u2013 yet we indulge in still another serving of forbidden food followed by the inevitable platters full of punishment.<\/p>\n

Results? Broken zippers; broken dreams.\u00a0 In terms of permanent fat removal, holding a grudge against oneself \u2013 being unforgiving for what we perceive to be horrific dietary crimes and misdemeanors \u2013 can only impede our
\nprogress. There is absolutely no point in unleashing mammoth-sized portions of anger or the relentlessly chastising inner voice upon ourselves.<\/p>\n

Remember that one slice of cake does not a fat person make. Get back on the wagon NOW \u2026 laughing and smiling, if you please!<\/p>\n

Confess your dietary sins, forgive yourself and move on.<\/p>\n

WEIGHTY CONFESSION<\/strong><\/p>\n

Forgive Me for I Have Sinned<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss,<\/p>\n

Dinnertime,
\nAnd my stomach was growlin’, and the
\nChicken was callin’
\nmy name.<\/p>\n

Only 50 calories
\nper ounce, so pretty,
\ntasty skin and
\nmore . . .<\/p>\n

Half a bird later,
\nI am sorry.<\/p>\n

Three ounces would have
\ndone me just fine.<\/p>\n

I swear that I will never…
\n…ever<\/p>\n

lose sight
\nof slim
\njeans again.<\/p>\n

Amen.
\n~ Half A’Chick Later<\/em><\/p>\n

All is Forgiven, Move On!<\/strong><\/p>\n

For more weighty confessions, visit Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/a>\u2018:\u00a0 Facebook\/Kick in the Tush Club<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Spread the word \u2026 NOT the icing,<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Janice Taylor<\/strong><\/em>
\n wise * fun * utterly useful<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Dictated but not read by OLWL.\u00a0 Excuse all typos!
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\nFor the best life, wellness and weight loss wisdom, visit Janice:
\n<\/a>Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/a><\/em><\/strong>
\nsign up for the\u00a0Kick in the Tush Club<\/em><\/a> e-letter
\njoin and chat: Kick in the Tush Club\/Facebook<\/a><\/p>\n

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