{"id":45,"date":"2008-03-21T09:13:04","date_gmt":"2008-03-21T09:13:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2008\/03\/my-arse-hurts.html"},"modified":"2008-03-21T09:13:04","modified_gmt":"2008-03-21T09:13:04","slug":"my-arse-hurts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2008\/03\/my-arse-hurts.html","title":{"rendered":"My Arse Hurts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"dog%20arse%20hurst%20easter.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/100\/import\/dog%20arse%20hurst%20easter.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"398\" \/><br \/>\nA <a href=\"http:\/\/www.community.beliefnet.com\/kickinthetushclub\">Kick in the Tush Club<\/a> member sent me the above card. So funny!  Thanks to SJ!<br \/>\nI just had to pass it on to you all.<br \/>\nAnd &#8230; in hopes of keeping us honest, here follows an Easter Candy Chart.<br \/>\nEaster Candy<\/strong>\/                  <strong>  Calories<\/strong><br \/>\n25 small jellybeans  \/                                               140<br \/>\n5 peeps \/                                                  160<br \/>\n1 &#8211; lg. 7 oz. bunny \/                                           1050 (wow! my arse does hurt!)<br \/>\n1 Cadbury Creme egg \/                                  170<br \/>\n1 hard boiled Easter egg \/                                     76 (as if!!)<br \/>\nHappy Easter.<br \/>\nSpread the word (NOT the icing!) &#8230;<br \/>\nJanice<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Kick in the Tush Club member sent me the above card. So funny! Thanks to SJ! I just had to pass it on to you all. And &#8230; in hopes of keeping us honest, here follows an Easter Candy Chart. 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