{"id":437,"date":"2009-06-09T08:25:42","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T08:25:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/06\/weight-loss-wisdom-chocolate-a.html"},"modified":"2009-06-09T08:25:42","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T08:25:42","slug":"weight-loss-wisdom-chocolate-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/06\/weight-loss-wisdom-chocolate-a.html","title":{"rendered":"Weight Loss Wisdom: Stuck On Chocolate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"ART Stop.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/100\/import\/ART%20Stop.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-left\" style=\"margin: 0pt 20px 20px 0pt;float: left\" height=\"450\" width=\"293\"><\/span>Janice Taylor, <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\">Beliefnet blogger<\/a>, reporting in from Omega Institute of Holistic Studies in The Catskills, New York.<br \/>\nOur Lady of Weight Loss and I are leading a workshop entitled &#8220;Our Lady of Weight Loss EnLIGHTens.&#8221; <em> (She always gets top billing!)<\/em>  There are about twenty fabulous people in Our Lady&#8217;s group.<br \/>\nYesterday&#8217;s afternoon session centered around taking a good long and honest look at our self-limiting beliefs and excuses.  In other words, we explored our very brilliant  &#8220;Stay Fat Strategies.&#8221;<br \/>\nThink about it.  If you have been &#8216;trying&#8217; to lose weight, permanently remove the excess and have not succeeded, then you&#8217;ve implemented your very own &#8216;stay fat strategy,&#8217; haven&#8217;t you?  And it stands to reason that if you have figured out how to stay fat or stuck, then you are capable of turning your strategy around, doesn&#8217;t it?<br \/>\nAs you know, it is Our Lady of Weight Loss&#8217;s mission to make weight loss fun.  So we are most definitely having lots of laughs as we learn about ourselves and &#8216;let go&#8217; of our excuses, &#8216;let go&#8217; of what&#8217;s holding us back.<br \/>\nHere are some of the fun strategies from us at Omega to you (wherever you might be)!<br \/>\n<strong>Top Ten Strategies on How to Stay Fat!<\/strong><br \/>\n1. Blame someone else; our mother, husband, kids &#8230; anyone else!<br \/>\n2. Wear stretchy clothes.<br \/>\n3. Never partake in activities that make you sweat.<br \/>\n4. Go grocery shopping when hungry, and be sure to bust open a bag of chips before you hit the check-out line (yes, do pay for them).<br \/>\n5. Declare Friday greasy pizza day.<br \/>\n6. Delude thyself &#8230; often.<br \/>\n7. Believe that food tastes better at midnight.<br \/>\n8. Eat out A LOT.<br \/>\n9. Drink alcohol when eating out.<br \/>\n10. Chocolate always and forever!<br \/>\nHow are you keeping yourself stuck?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/Health\/Weight-Loss\/2008\/09\/The-Best-Stay-Fat-Strategies.aspx\">More on how to stay stuck and fat! The full platter!!<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/05\/watermelon-angel-sweet-straigh.html\">The Watermelon Angel: Dessert Straight Up<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/05\/10-healthy-summer-recipes-from.html\">10 Healthy Summer Recipes<\/a><br \/>\n<em>Spread the word &#8230; NOT the icing,<br \/>\nJanice<\/em><br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br \/>\nFollow Janice on <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/OurLady\">Twitter<\/a>:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/home.php#\/profile.php?sid=d82081eb96fa8033ec096ad6ccfd2b0a&amp;id=557881698&amp;hiq=janice%2Ctaylor\">Facebook<\/a>!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ourladyofweightloss.com\">Janice Taylor is a Life &amp; Wellness Coach, specializing in weight loss, reinvention, transformation &amp; happiness<\/a>, author, seminar leader and 50-pound-BIG-Time-LOSER!  <a href=\"mailto:janice@ourladyofweightloss.com\"><strong>Write Janice<\/strong><\/a> for an Introductory Coaching Session.<br \/>\nFor more motivation and inspiration, join the <a href=\"http:\/\/community.beliefnet.com\/kick_in_the_tush_club\">Kick in the Tush Club<\/a>: Beliefnet Chapter.<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Janice Taylor is a certain kind of kooky genius ~ see if her idiosyncratic diet plan will work for you.&#8221; ~ O, The Oprah Magazine<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ourladyofweightloss.com\/motivation\/coach.asp\"><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"ART heart.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/100\/import\/ART%20heart.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-left\" height=\"34\" width=\"34\"><\/span> <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ourladyofweightloss.com\/motivation\/coach.asp\"> about Janice<\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"margin-top: 10px;height: 15px\" class=\"zemanta-pixie\"><a class=\"zemanta-pixie-a\" href=\"http:\/\/reblog.zemanta.com\/zemified\/ba393d12-763d-4a5d-ab19-3df12e38a219\/\" title=\"Reblog this post [with Zemanta]\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: medium none;float: right\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" src=\"https:\/\/img.zemanta.com\/reblog_e.png?x-id=ba393d12-763d-4a5d-ab19-3df12e38a219\" alt=\"Reblog this post [with Zemanta]\"><\/a><span class=\"zem-script more-related pretty-attribution\"><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Janice Taylor, Beliefnet blogger, reporting in from Omega Institute of Holistic Studies in The Catskills, New York. 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