{"id":4,"date":"2008-02-04T18:42:20","date_gmt":"2008-02-04T18:42:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2008\/02\/post.html"},"modified":"2008-02-04T18:42:20","modified_gmt":"2008-02-04T18:42:20","slug":"post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2008\/02\/post.html","title":{"rendered":"Fountain of Guilt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><strong><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"fountain%20of%20guilt.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/100\/import\/fountain%20of%20guilt.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"288\" \/><br \/>\nWeighty Confession<\/strong><\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Forgive Me for I Have Sinned<\/em><br \/>\nI am guilty.  On a sugar Hi &#8211; Flying High.<br \/>\nRunning wild through the supermarket aisles \u2013 sampling.<br \/>\nAnd sampling some more.<br \/>\nBreaking into boxes in my cart.<br \/>\nTearing open bags of chips.<br \/>\nCareening off the track.<br \/>\n<em>All Is Forgiven, Move On<\/em><br \/>\nConfess your dietary transgressions.  Lighten your load!  Write me! (below or <a href=\"mailto:janice@ourladyofweightloss.com\">janice@ourladyofweightloss.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weighty Confession Forgive Me for I Have Sinned I am guilty. On a sugar Hi &#8211; Flying High. Running wild through the supermarket aisles \u2013 sampling. And sampling some more. Breaking into boxes in my cart. Tearing open bags of chips. Careening off the track. All Is Forgiven, Move On Confess your dietary transgressions. 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