{"id":375,"date":"2009-04-12T08:16:48","date_gmt":"2009-04-12T08:16:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/04\/my-arse-hurts-1.html"},"modified":"2009-04-12T08:16:48","modified_gmt":"2009-04-12T08:16:48","slug":"my-arse-hurts-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/04\/my-arse-hurts-1.html","title":{"rendered":"My Arse Hurts (and it&#8217;s expanding)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"dog%20arse%20hurst%20easter.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/100\/import\/dog%20arse%20hurst%20easter.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"398\" \/><br \/>\nThis is a favorite of mine; something that <a href=\"http:\/\/community.beliefnet.com\/kickinthetushclub\">Kick in the Tush Clu<\/a>b members look forward to receiving!<br \/>\nSomething you might want to consider on Easter Day (and the days that follow) &#8230;<br \/>\n&#8230; here follows some vital Eastern Candy information!<br \/>\nEaster Candy<\/strong>\/                  <strong>  Calories<\/strong><br \/>\n25 small jellybeans  \/                                               140<br \/>\n5 peeps \/                                                  160<br \/>\n1 &#8211; lg. 7 oz. bunny \/                                           1050 (wow! my arse does hurt!)<br \/>\n1 Cadbury Creme egg \/                                  170<br \/>\n1 hard boiled Easter egg \/                                     76 (as if!!)<br \/>\nHappy Easter.<br \/>\nSpread the word (NOT the icing!) &#8230;<br \/>\nJanice<br \/>\nMind-Blowing Links: <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/04\/10-ways-to-fill-up-on-happines.html\">REDUCE BELLY FAT<\/a>: The Happiness Diet<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/03\/kelly-clarksons-weight-gain.html\">Kelly Clarkson&#8217;s Weight Gain<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2009\/03\/create-entry---our-lady-of-wei.html\">Famous Failures<\/a>!<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211;<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ourladyofweightloss.com\">Janice Taylor is a Life &amp; Wellness Coach, specializing in weight loss, reinvention, transformation &amp; happiness<\/a>, author, seminar leader and 50-pound-BIG-Time-LOSER!  <a href=\"mailto:janice@ourladyofweightloss.com\">Write Janice<\/a> for an Introductory Coaching Session.<br \/>\nFor more motivation and inspiration, join the <a href=\"http:\/\/community.beliefnet.com\/kick_in_the_tush_club\">Kick in the Tush Club<\/a>: Beliefnet Chapter.<br \/>\nPick up a copy of Janice&#8217;s latest: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/All-Forgiven-Move-Fat-Burning-Sveltesville\/dp\/014200524X\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1197052667&amp;sr=1-1\">All Is Forgiven, Move ON ~ Our Lady of Weight Loss&#8217;s 101 Fat-Burning Steps on Your Journey to Sveltesville<\/a>!<br \/>\n<em>&#8220;Janice Taylor is a certain kind of kooky genius ~ see if her idiosyncratic diet plan will work for you.&#8221; ~ O, The Oprah Magazine<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ourladyofweightloss.com\/motivation\/coach.asp\"><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"ART heart.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/100\/import\/ART%20heart.jpg\" width=\"34\" height=\"34\" class=\"mt-image-left\" \/><\/span> <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ourladyofweightloss.com\/motivation\/coach.asp\"> about Janice<\/a><br \/>\nFollow Janice on <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/OurLady\">Twitter<\/a>:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/home.php#\/profile.php?sid=d82081eb96fa8033ec096ad6ccfd2b0a&amp;id=557881698&amp;hiq=janice%2Ctaylor\">Facebook<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is a favorite of mine; something that Kick in the Tush Club members look forward to receiving! 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