{"id":3602,"date":"2012-04-27T09:36:21","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T13:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/?p=3602"},"modified":"2012-04-27T09:49:19","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T13:49:19","slug":"dysfunctional-chef-slow-cooker-rotisserie-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2012\/04\/dysfunctional-chef-slow-cooker-rotisserie-chicken.html","title":{"rendered":"Dysfunctional Chef:  Slow Cooker Rotisserie Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/files\/2011\/12\/dysfunctional-chef.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3110\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/100\/2011\/12\/dysfunctional-chef-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a>SLOW COOKER TIME!<\/strong>\u00a0 This Dysfunctional Chef loves her slow cooker rotisserie chicken, for a variety of reasons.<\/p>\n<p>1.\u00a0 It&#8217;s really hard to &#8216;mess it up.&#8217;<br \/>\n2.\u00a0 One-pot clean-up is a dream.<br \/>\n3.\u00a0 The chicken is tender, moist and\u00a0guaranteed to fall off the bone!!! \u00a0\u00a0<strong><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ingredients:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>one whole chicken, organic, locally raised pastured chicken, anti-biotic free, free range &#8230; a la <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/movie?v=jRp71BwRW8c&amp;ob=av1n&amp;feature=mv_sr\" target=\"_blank\">Food Inc<\/a>.<br \/>\n(Guaranteed to never look at a chicken the same way!)<strong> <\/strong><\/li>\n<li>2 tablespoons Kosher salt<strong><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>2 tsp Paprika<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<li>2 tsps Cayenne Pepper<\/li>\n<li>1 tsp Onion Powder<\/li>\n<li>1 tsp Thyme<\/li>\n<li>1 tsp White Pepper<\/li>\n<li>1 tsp Black Pepper<\/li>\n<li>1 tsp Garlic Powder<strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>2 Sweet Onions, chopped<\/li>\n<li>8 Yellow Potatoes, small, whole!<\/li>\n<li>1 bag of carrots (small carrots, already cleaned &#8211; easy to toss in)<\/li>\n<li>1\/2 cup organic chicken stock (from the cardboard box &#8211; always my favorite)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Instructions:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1.\u00a0 Combine spices in a small bowl.<\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0 Remove giblets from inside of chicken.\u00a0 (Seriously, the first time I roasted a chicken, I didn&#8217;t realize that there were hidden pieces, all wrapped inside.\u00a0 Dysfunction at its best!)<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0 Rinse inside and outside of\u00a0chicken and pat dry with paper towels.<\/p>\n<p>4.\u00a0 Rub the spice mixture on the chicken.\u00a0 Like you mean it.\u00a0 With delicious intent.<\/p>\n<p>5.\u00a0 Place onions, potatoes and carrots in the bottom of your slow cooker.<\/p>\n<p>6.\u00a0 Pour 1\/2 cup organic chicken stock over onions, potatoes, and carrots, and then &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>7.\u00a0 Place the rubbed chicken atop.<\/p>\n<p>8.\u00a0 Toss a few onions on the inside of the chicken, while you are at it.<\/p>\n<p>9.\u00a0 Cover and cook on low 6-8 hours or until chicken is falling off the bone.\u00a0 Honestly, I don&#8217;t think you can overcook it.\u00a0 Another reason I adore my slow cooker!!!<\/p>\n<p>A 5 YUM CHICKEN!!!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>Spread the word \u2026 NOT the icing!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\" align=\"left\"><em>Janice<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Life &amp; Weight Loss Success Coach<br \/>\nwise * fun * utterly useful<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<a href=\"http:\/\/www.hollyhock.ca\/CMS\/feed-your-soul.html\"><br \/>\nFEED YOUR SOUL: Change Your WEIGHT!!! 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