{"id":3517,"date":"2012-04-02T14:20:07","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T18:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/?p=3517"},"modified":"2012-04-02T14:20:07","modified_gmt":"2012-04-02T18:20:07","slug":"easter-calorie-guide-my-arse-hurts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2012\/04\/easter-calorie-guide-my-arse-hurts.html","title":{"rendered":"Easter Calorie Guide:  My Arse Hurts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/100\/2012\/04\/Easter-Calorie-Guide.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft  wp-image-3518\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/100\/2012\/04\/Easter-Calorie-Guide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"494\" height=\"572\" \/><\/a>This morning, I innocently took a walk to the local convenience store to pick up a few much needed items.\u00a0 Upon entering, I was bombarded with Easter candy!<\/p>\n<p>To the left of me, to the right of me, down the middle aisle, candy everywhere!\u00a0 Cadbury Eggs, Chocolate Bunnies, both solid and hollow, as well as peeps.<\/p>\n<p>I made it out alive, with only the few items that I actually needed and nothing more, which was a bit of a miracle, no?<\/p>\n<p>When I returned home, I reported my arduous journey to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ourladyofweightloss.com\">Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/a>, who immediately instructed me to share her Easter Calorie Guide!<\/p>\n<p>So &#8211; here she is &#8211; your guide to Easter candy!<\/p>\n<p>Best to know what you are eating before it goes down the hatch. 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