{"id":2703,"date":"2011-08-25T10:18:49","date_gmt":"2011-08-25T14:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/?p=2703"},"modified":"2011-08-25T10:48:03","modified_gmt":"2011-08-25T14:48:03","slug":"weighty-confession-mid-night-eaterys-shockingly-sinful-loophole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2011\/08\/weighty-confession-mid-night-eaterys-shockingly-sinful-loophole.html","title":{"rendered":"WEIGHTY CONFESSION: Mid-Night Eatery’s shockingly sinful loophole!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Confess your dietary transgressions and weighty sins.\u00a0 Receive forgiveness from Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/a>, the patron saint of permanent fat removal.\u00a0 You’ll feel ‘lighter’ for it!!!<\/p>\n

Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss ~<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Forgiven me, for I have sinned.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I often wake up in the middle of the night \u2013 between 2 and 3 am and stay up for hours (returning to bed close to 5 am)<\/em>!\u00a0 The first thing I do is head straight to the fridge and stuff myself silly.\u00a0 I eat\u2026 and eat and yes – eat!\u00a0 (That\u2019s not the confession.)<\/em><\/p>\n

My \u2018dirty weighty confession’ is this:\u00a0 Because \u2018yesterday\u2019 is over<\/strong> and \u2018today\u2019 hasn\u2019t arrived yet<\/strong> – not really, \u2018cause it\u2019s still dark out \u2013 and because figuring out how to log my mid-night eating into my food diary is just too complicated (especially in the middle of the night)<\/em>, I have declared 2 am to 4:59 am a time of no consequence. A time beyond time and space!\u00a0 A calorie free, carb-free, guilt-free, eat whatever you like zone!<\/p>\n

While it is very clever on my part to create a loophole of this magnitude, ultimately, it is not helping me to unearth and unleash my inner-thinner self.<\/p>\n

I seek forgiveness in hopes that once forgiven, I can find another way to be clever that is actually in alignment with my goals.<\/p>\n

~ Mid-Night Eatery<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dear Mid-Night Eatery,<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

All is Forgiven, Move On!!!\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Feel free to confess your sins below, or write Our Lady of Weight Loss <\/a>and she will personally forgive you!
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