{"id":2651,"date":"2011-08-05T05:42:08","date_gmt":"2011-08-05T09:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/?p=2651"},"modified":"2011-08-05T05:43:24","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T09:43:24","slug":"dysfunctional-chef-summer-of-love-potion-pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2011\/08\/dysfunctional-chef-summer-of-love-potion-pie.html","title":{"rendered":"Dysfunctional Chef &#8211; Summer of Love Potion Pie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s <strong>Righteous Recipe<\/strong> from your favorite <strong>Dysfunctional Chef<\/strong> (that&#8217;s me) is pretty much guaranteed to be a major hit, and it&#8217;s been said that it gets the mojo juices flowin&#8217;.\u00a0\u00a0 You dig? Are you picking up what I am putting down?<\/p>\n<p>In other words, <strong>this Love Potion Pie is rated<\/strong> <strong>&#8220;R&#8221;.<\/strong>\u00a0 Righteous!<br \/>\n<strong>Be careful with whom you dish with!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>LOVE POTION PIE<\/strong> (from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0142005088\/ref=sr_11_1\/102-7497546-7218537?_encoding=UTF8\">Our Lady of Weight Loss, Miraculous and Motivational Musings from the Patron Saint of Permanent Fat Removal<\/a> &#8211; a classic that cheers you on, motivates, inspires and provides a bounty of delish recipes &#8211; that has been on Oprah&#8217;s reading list for 3 summers running)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ingredients:\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>\n1 10-oz. refrigerated pizza crust (Pillsbury makes one that pops straight out its container!)<br \/>\n1 teaspoon safflower oil<br \/>\n1\/3 cup low-fat sour cream<br \/>\n1 small shallot, minced<br \/>\n1- 5 oz. can fat free evaporated milk<br \/>\n2 large eggs, whites only<br \/>\n1 large egg<br \/>\n3 ripe medium sized tomatoes<br \/>\nsalt n&#8217; pepper to taste<br \/>\n1\/2 cup shredded low-fat Monterey Jack Cheese<\/p>\n<p><strong>Instructions:<\/strong><br \/>\nPreheat oven to 350 degrees<br \/>\nCoat baking pan with cooking spray<br \/>\nShape dough into pan, pulling up along the sides (to form something that resembles a deep dish pizza pie)<br \/>\nHeat safflower oil in iron skillet and saute spinach until wilted.<br \/>\nMix spinach, shallots and sour cream in one bowl.<br \/>\nIn seperate bowl, whisk together (with vigor and a smile) milk, salt, pepper, egg whites and egg.<br \/>\nStir in 1\/3 cup milk mixture into spinach mixture.<br \/>\nSpoon into bottom of baking dish (on top of pizza crust that you have already artistically sculpted!).<br \/>\nAdd layer of tomatoes, top with cheese.<br \/>\nPour remaining milk mixture over cheese.<br \/>\nPlace pie in oven.<\/p>\n<p>Bake 45 minutes, or until set (light brown color).<br \/>\nLet stand 10 or 15 minutes before digging in!<\/p>\n<p><em>Spread the word \u2026 NOT the icing!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Janice<br \/>\nwise * fun * utterly useful<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/my_videos?feature=mhum\">Janice Taylor\u2019s KICK in the TUSH Club videos<\/a>!<br \/>\nSubscribe and Receive \u2013 as they are HOT off the REEL!<\/em><br \/>\n____________________________________________<br \/>\nFor the best in wellness and weight loss wisdom, visit Janice:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ourladyofweightloss.com\/\">Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/a><br \/>\njoin the <em>Kick in the Tush Club<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Follow Janice on Twitter <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ourladyofweightloss\">@OurLady<br \/>\n<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/ourladyofweightloss\">Facebook.com\/OurLadyofWeightLoss<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s Righteous Recipe from your favorite Dysfunctional Chef (that&#8217;s me) is pretty much guaranteed to be a major hit, and it&#8217;s been said that it gets the mojo juices flowin&#8217;.\u00a0\u00a0 You dig? Are you picking up what I am putting down? In other words, this Love Potion Pie is rated &#8220;R&#8221;.\u00a0 Righteous! Be careful with&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":123,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2130,1772,249,156,640,70,82,3,60,2501,1207,2100],"tags":[2505,3841,671,3826,3827,2504,3825,3837,3875,248],"class_list":["post-2651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cook-with-me-friday","category-cooking-tips","category-diet-tips","category-emotional-eating","category-healthy-eating","category-janice-taylor","category-kick-in-the-tush-club","category-motivation","category-our-lady-of-weight-loss","category-sex-and-food","category-spiritual-weight-loss-2","category-weight-loss-success-coach","tag-food-and-sex","tag-healthy-eating","tag-how-to-lose-weight","tag-janice-taylor","tag-kick-in-the-tush-club","tag-love-pie","tag-our-lady-of-weight-loss","tag-weight-loss-motivation","tag-weight-loss-success-coach","tag-weight-loss-tips"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Dysfunctional Chef - Summer of Love Potion Pie - Our Lady of Weight Loss<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2011\/08\/dysfunctional-chef-summer-of-love-potion-pie.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Dysfunctional Chef - Summer of Love Potion Pie - Our Lady of Weight Loss\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Today&#8217;s Righteous Recipe from your favorite Dysfunctional Chef (that&#8217;s me) is pretty much guaranteed to be a major hit, and it&#8217;s been said that it gets the mojo juices flowin&#8217;.\u00a0\u00a0 You dig? 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