{"id":190,"date":"2008-09-05T06:51:56","date_gmt":"2008-09-05T06:51:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2008\/09\/almost-ancient-wise-women-spea.html"},"modified":"2008-09-05T06:51:56","modified_gmt":"2008-09-05T06:51:56","slug":"almost-ancient-wise-women-spea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2008\/09\/almost-ancient-wise-women-spea.html","title":{"rendered":"Laughing at Longevity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big><strong>Wise Crackin&#8217; and Young at Heart <\/strong><\/big><em> by<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\"> Janice Taylor<\/a>, Life &amp; Wellness Coach, Cert. Hypnotist, Author, Columnist and 50-pound big-time-loser.<\/em><br \/>\nDr. Andrew Weill, whom I absolutely adore for so many reasons &#8211; his voice, his beard, his impressive knowledge<em> &#8211; (Did you hear that Dr. Weill? I heart you!!),<\/em> writes about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/gallery\/aginggracefully.html?pgIndex=0\">aging gracefully<\/a>.  His steps include breathing, connecting to nature, listening to inspiring music, having contact with loved ones.  Good points, well taken, each and every one.<br \/>\nMy mom, Harriet, is 92 years young (some of you have already &#8216;met&#8217; her; she is legendary in these pages), and I thought I&#8217;d share Dr. Weill&#8217;s aging gracefully points with her and see if she concurred, if she had anything she wanted to add to the list!  And, well &#8211; of course, she did!<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><big><strong>Harriet Taylor &#8211; 92 years-young &#8211; Tellin&#8217; It Like It Is!<br \/>\nTop Ten Longevity Tips Straight from the Mouth of The Almost Ancient Wise Woman<\/strong><\/big> <\/div>\n<p>1.  <strong>Surround yourself with friends.<\/strong>  The ones who are still living.<br \/>\n2.  <strong>Read all the time; romance novels primarily &#8211; with happy endings.<\/strong>  I&#8217;d prefer to read about sex.  I&#8217;ve looked around, and believe me, reading about it is better than doing it with what&#8217;s available.<br \/>\n3.  <strong>Watch news only once a day<\/strong>, or I&#8217;d be stark staring mad.<br \/>\n4.  <strong>I don&#8217;t bother my children.<\/strong>  I&#8217;m the ideal mother.  I don&#8217;t haunt them.  I would never come uninvited, even if you lived one block away.<br \/>\n5.  <strong>I don&#8217;t over eat,<\/strong> but I don&#8217;t eat health food like you all do.<br \/>\n6.  <strong>I have a good disposition.<\/strong>  Don&#8217;t get depressed.  Sad here and there, but don&#8217;t let it carry into my every day life.<br \/>\n7.  <strong>Watch television selectively.<\/strong>  Not all day long.  Particularly like Oprah, tremendously.  Don&#8217;t you?<br \/>\n8.  That&#8217;s enough? Isn&#8217;t it &#8230; oh, I&#8217;m not a big shopper &#8211; don&#8217;t buy a lot of clothes. <strong> I manage to look all right.  <\/strong><br \/>\n9.  <strong>Keep sadness out<\/strong> of my conversations with friends.  Focus on what&#8217;s good in life.  Should one of the ladies get maudlin, I change the topic.<br \/>\n10. <strong>You want to know what my big trick is &#8230; my &#8216;secret&#8217; to<em> living long<\/em>? Don&#8217;t die! <\/strong>  (peels of laughter &#8230; she cracks herself up.)<br \/>\n<em>Spread the word, NOT the icing,<br \/>\nJanice<\/em><br \/>\nWrite <a href=\"mailto:janice@ourladyofweightloss.com\">Janice<\/a> for free &#8216;life&#8217; consult!<br \/>\nFollow Janice <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/ourlady\">on Twitter<\/a><\/strong>!  Food facts. tips and motivation throughout the day!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ourladyofweightloss.com\/motivation\/workshops.asp\"><strong>Workshops<\/strong><\/a>! Come, play with me!<br \/>\nFree Our Lady of Weight Loss <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ourladyofweightloss.com\/e-cards\/\"><strong>E-Cards<\/strong><\/a><\/strong>!   Spread the FUN word!<br \/>\nFor more motivation and inspiration, join the <a href=\"http:\/\/community.beliefnet.com\/kickinthetushclub\"><strong><strong>Kick in the Tush Club: Beliefnet Chapter.<\/strong> <\/strong> <\/a><br \/>\nPick up a copy of Janice&#8217;s latest: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/All-Forgiven-Move-Fat-Burning-Sveltesville\/dp\/014200524X\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1197052667&amp;sr=1-1\"><strong>All Is Forgiven, Move ON ~ Our Lady of Weight Loss&#8217;s 101 Fat-Burning Steps on Your Journey to Sveltesville<\/strong><\/a>!<br \/>\n<em>&#8221; . . . . <big><strong>kooky genius<\/strong><\/big> ~ see if her idiosyncratic diet plan will work for you.&#8221; ~ O, The Oprah Magazine<\/em><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ourladyofweightloss.com\/motivation\/coach.asp\"><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"ART heart.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/100\/import\/ART%20heart.jpg\" width=\"34\" height=\"34\" class=\"mt-image-left\" \/><\/span> <\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ourladyofweightloss.com\/motivation\/coach.asp\"> about Janice<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wise Crackin&#8217; and Young at Heart by Janice Taylor, Life &amp; Wellness Coach, Cert. 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