{"id":17,"date":"2008-02-18T06:19:24","date_gmt":"2008-02-18T06:19:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2008\/02\/weighty-confession-carrot-cake.html"},"modified":"2008-02-18T06:19:24","modified_gmt":"2008-02-18T06:19:24","slug":"weighty-confession-carrot-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2008\/02\/weighty-confession-carrot-cake.html","title":{"rendered":"Weighty Confession:  Carrot cake is a vegetable, no?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss,<\/em><br \/>\n<em><strong>Forgive Me for I Have Sinned<\/strong><\/em><br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know how it happened.  Seriously!<br \/>\nI had one paper-thin sliver of carrot cake (a vegetable, no less!).<br \/>\nAnd the next thing you know, I was like off to the races.<br \/>\nBam, POW, rational thinking down the drain.<br \/>\nI sit here before you, in a carrot cake glaze stupor,<br \/>\nasking for forgiveness.<br \/>\n<strong><em>All Is Forgiven, Move On ~<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nOur Lady of Weight Loss<br \/>\nDo NOT let one dietary transgression take you on a 10-year detour!<br \/>\nI invite you to confess your dietary sins!  Leave a comment and\/or <a href=\"mailto:janice@ourladyofweightloss.com\">write me<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Our Lady of Weight Loss, Forgive Me for I Have Sinned I don&#8217;t know how it happened. Seriously! I had one paper-thin sliver of carrot cake (a vegetable, no less!). And the next thing you know, I was like off to the races. Bam, POW, rational thinking down the drain. 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