{"id":138,"date":"2008-07-06T08:30:38","date_gmt":"2008-07-06T08:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/ourladyofweightloss\/2008\/07\/jigsaw-crazy-nuts.html"},"modified":"2008-07-06T08:30:38","modified_gmt":"2008-07-06T08:30:38","slug":"jigsaw-crazy-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ourladyofweightloss\/2008\/07\/jigsaw-crazy-nuts.html","title":{"rendered":"Jigsaw Crazy: NUTS!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Click<\/a>
\nI’m a Nu<\/big>t<\/strong><\/em>
\n(source: “The World’s Best Funny Songs”, Esther J. Nelson, 1988; this song is called “Acorn Brown” in “The Worm Song and Other Tasty Tunes, Janet Wilson, 1993.)
\nI’m a little acorn round (make circle with thumb and forefinger)
\nLying on the cold cold ground (wave arm across front with palm facing down)
\nSomebody came and stepped on me (stomp foot)
\nThat is why I’m cracked you see (zig zap motion with forefinger)
\nI’m a nut (clap clap), in a rut (clap clap), I’m crazy (circle finger around ear)
\nCalled myself on the telephone (dial phone)
\nJust to see if I was home (pretend to answer phone: pinkie and thumb extended like phone)
\nAsked myself out for a date (point to self)
\nGotta be ready by half past eight! (yell this lyric while shrugging shoulders with palms upwards like you’re excited)
\nI’m a nut (clap clap), in a rut (clap clap), I’m crazy (circle finger around ear)
\nTook myself to the picture show (walk with fingers)
\nSat myself in the very first row (draw a line with finger)
\nWrapped my arms around my waist (wrap arms around waist)
\nGot so fresh I slapped my face! (slap face)
\nI’m a nut (clap clap), in a rut (clap clap), I’m crazy (circle finger around ear)
\nThanks very much to Carrie Kelley, who sent me this extra verse:
\nGrandpa’s beard is long and white!
\nSleeps with it under the covers at night!
\nGrandma thinks it’s shredded wheat!
\nSo she chews it in her sleep!
\nThanks very much to Eva Gorny, who sent me this extra verse:
\nTook myself on a rowboat ride,
\nMe, myself, and I inside,
\nLooked into the stars above,
\nTold myself I was in love.
\nSpread the word (NOT the icing)!
\nJanice
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