{"id":97,"date":"2009-10-30T12:51:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-30T12:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/omeoflittlefaith\/2009\/10\/extreme-pumpkin-carving.html"},"modified":"2009-10-30T12:51:00","modified_gmt":"2009-10-30T12:51:00","slug":"extreme-pumpkin-carving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/omeoflittlefaith\/2009\/10\/extreme-pumpkin-carving.html","title":{"rendered":"Extreme Pumpkin Carving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>Because tomorrow is Halloween,<\/span> I considered coming up with a list of occupations that hadn&#8217;t yet been given the &#8220;Sexy ________&#8221; costume treatment. For instance, we have sexy nurses, sexy cops, and sexy librarians. But I&#8217;ve yet to see a sexy lunchlady costume.<\/p>\n<p>But that kind of post would bring the wrong kind of traffic to my blog, and it might possibly be sexist.<\/p>\n<p>So instead, let&#8217;s all enjoy these awesome photos of carved-up jack-o-lanterns, courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.extremepumpkins.com\">ExtremePumpkins.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2074_59519254\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: pointer;width: 424px;height: 450px\" src=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2074_59519254\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2074_120926112\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: pointer;width: 450px;height: 439px\" src=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2074_120926112\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2075_5485465\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: pointer;width: 450px;height: 417px\" src=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2075_5485465\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2074_76656187\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: pointer;width: 450px;height: 338px\" src=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2074_76656187\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2074_123507632\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: pointer;width: 337px;height: 450px\" src=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2074_123507632\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2074_105898013\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: pointer;width: 450px;height: 338px\" src=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2074_105898013\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2074_78157260\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: pointer;width: 450px;height: 337px\" src=\"https:\/\/ep.yimg.com\/ca\/I\/hobased_2074_78157260\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because tomorrow is Halloween, I considered coming up with a list of occupations that hadn&#8217;t yet been given the &#8220;Sexy ________&#8221; costume treatment. 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But that kind of post would bring the wrong kind of traffic&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":84,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-awesome","category-photography"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Extreme Pumpkin Carving - O Me of Little Faith<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/omeoflittlefaith\/2009\/10\/extreme-pumpkin-carving.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Extreme Pumpkin Carving - O Me of Little Faith\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Because tomorrow is Halloween, I considered coming up with a list of occupations that hadn&#8217;t yet been given the &#8220;Sexy ________&#8221; costume treatment. 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