{"id":544,"date":"2010-06-21T07:16:19","date_gmt":"2010-06-21T07:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/omeoflittlefaith\/2010\/06\/things-i-did-on-my-vacation.html"},"modified":"2010-06-21T07:16:19","modified_gmt":"2010-06-21T07:16:19","slug":"things-i-did-on-my-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/omeoflittlefaith\/2010\/06\/things-i-did-on-my-vacation.html","title":{"rendered":"Things I Did on My Vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>I&#8217;ve been on vacation.<\/b> Sure, you might not have been able to tell because I wrote a few blog posts in advance and scheduled them to publish while I was gone, but I was away all of last week for a long, relaxing family vacation.<\/p>\n<p><b>Things I did on my vacation:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>1. Drank coffee each morning while watching the sun rise over a lake in northwest Arkansas.<\/p>\n<p>2. Spent most days playing in said lake.<\/p>\n<p>3. Enjoyed watching my son&#8217;s first ride on a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.skitube.com\/ski-tubes\/1-person-ski-tubes\/10093+10094+10098.cfm\">ski tube<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>4. Enjoyed watching his first crash on a ski tube.<\/p>\n<p>5. Taught my daughter to ride a knee board behind a boat as it started to rain.<\/p>\n<p>6. Watched my kids discover the joys of catching fireflies, which used to be prevalent in Amarillo during the summers but haven&#8217;t been around for years.<\/p>\n<p>7. Introduced my kids to televised World Cup soccer.<\/p>\n<p>8. Saw a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wf.net\/%7Esnake\/moccasin.htm\">water moccasin<\/a> (not in the lake).<\/p>\n<p>9. Finished reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1423101499?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jasoboye-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=1423101499\">this book<\/a>. Started reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/0307454541?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=jasoboye-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=390957&amp;creativeASIN=0307454541\">this book<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>10. Came up with the seed of an idea for a series of children&#8217;s novels.<\/p>\n<p>11. Rode a horse with my kids.<\/p>\n<p>12. Drove a 4-wheeler with my kids.<\/p>\n<p>13. Got poison ivy on my elbow.<\/p>\n<p>14. Taught my kids how to identify poison ivy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- <\/p>\n<p><b>Things I Didn&#8217;t Do on My Vacation:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>1. Turn on a computer.<\/p>\n<p>2. Browse the Internet.<\/p>\n<p>3. Blog, <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jasonboyett\">tweet<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jasonboyett43\">Facebook<\/a>, or comment anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>4. Write anything snarky when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/n\/a\/2010\/06\/14\/national\/a231458D86.DTL&amp;feed=rss.news_nation\">lightning struck Touchdown Jesus<\/a> in Ohio, which would totally have been something I blogged about but, of course, I was offline.<\/p>\n<p>5. Regret all the time I wasn&#8217;t spending online.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<\/p>\n<p><b>I&#8217;m back, but last week was a good break.<\/b> Time is not a renewable resource. I&#8217;m learning not to waste it.&nbsp; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been on vacation. Sure, you might not have been able to tell because I wrote a few blog posts in advance and scheduled them to publish while I was gone, but I was away all of last week for a long, relaxing family vacation. Things I did on my vacation: 1. 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