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According to Reuters: A Polish man discovers his wife working at a brothel.<\/a><\/p>\n

Husband:<\/span> What are you doing here?<\/p>\n

Wife: <\/span>What are you <\/span>doing here?<\/p>\n

“The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing.”<\/p>\n

Well now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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