{"id":395,"date":"2008-06-23T23:45:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-23T23:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/omeoflittlefaith\/2008\/06\/george-carlin-on-honor-students.html"},"modified":"2008-06-23T23:45:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-23T23:45:00","slug":"george-carlin-on-honor-students","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/omeoflittlefaith\/2008\/06\/george-carlin-on-honor-students.html","title":{"rendered":"George Carlin on Honor Students"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>In honor of the late George Carlin<\/span> (1937-2008):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Here&#8217;s a bumper sticker I&#8217;d like to see: <span style=\"font-style: italic\">&#8220;We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn&#8217;t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>(from the 2001 HBO Special &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Complaints_and_Grievances\">Complaints and Grievances<\/a>&#8220;)<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Word.<\/p>\n<p>IMonk has a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.internetmonk.com\/archive\/a-christian-says-thank-you-george-carlin\">great retrospective on Carlin from a Christian point-of-view<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of the late George Carlin (1937-2008): Here&#8217;s a bumper sticker I&#8217;d like to see: &#8220;We are the proud parents of a child whose self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn&#8217;t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.&#8221; (from the 2001 HBO Special &#8220;Complaints and Grievances&#8220;) Word. 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