{"id":344,"date":"2008-09-24T15:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T15:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/omeoflittlefaith\/2008\/09\/more-photoshopping-the-headlines.html"},"modified":"2008-09-24T15:58:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-24T15:58:00","slug":"more-photoshopping-the-headlines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/omeoflittlefaith\/2008\/09\/more-photoshopping-the-headlines.html","title":{"rendered":"More Photoshopping the Headlines"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’d forgotten about<\/span> making “Crappy Illustrations of Timely Headlines<\/a>” a regular series on the blog, until I saw this headline and immediately my imagination went to the wrong place:<\/p>\n

North Korean Nuclear Plant Seals Removed<\/a> (CNN.com)<\/p>\n

Here’s the quick-and-dirty Photoshop recreation of my immediate mental picture.<\/p>\n

Headline: <\/span>North Korean Nuclear Plant Seals Removed<\/span><\/p>\n

Visual:<\/span><\/p>\n

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You’re welcome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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