{"id":329,"date":"2008-10-13T06:13:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-13T06:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/omeoflittlefaith\/2008\/10\/time-to-vote-fake-book-title-contest.html"},"modified":"2008-10-13T06:13:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-13T06:13:00","slug":"time-to-vote-fake-book-title-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/omeoflittlefaith\/2008\/10\/time-to-vote-fake-book-title-contest.html","title":{"rendered":"Time to Vote: Fake Book Title Contest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 153, 0);\">On Friday,<\/span> a few of you <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.jasonboyett.com\/2008\/10\/churched-and-other-weird-adjectives.html\">submitted fake book titles<\/a> using &#8220;nounjectives&#8221; in the style of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.matthewpaulturner.com\/\">Matthew Paul Turner<\/a>&#8216;s new book, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/1400074711\/ref=s9sdps_c2_14_at1-rfc_p-frt_g1-3215_g1-3102_p-3293_g1?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&#038;pf_rd_s=center-2&#038;pf_rd_r=1P8RRH3EGCTGRVD7N3NZ&#038;pf_rd_t=101&#038;pf_rd_p=436516001&#038;pf_rd_i=507846\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Churched<\/span><\/a>. I promised a free signed copy of <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Pocket Guide to the Bible <\/span>to the winner. I have my favorite, but I&#8217;m gonna let you vote. Polls close at midnight tomorrow (Tuesday, 10\/14), so if you&#8217;re in the running &#8212; and you want a free book &#8212; send your friends this way.<\/p>\n<p>Here are the full titles of the contestants:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 153, 0);\">+ <\/span>Schooled:<\/span> How this one kid owned me on the basketball court at my elementary school where I learned to spell<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 153, 0);\">+ <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">McCained:<\/span> the story of a cerebral white female whose liberal rhetoric for change did an about-face when the maverick in her started to spread its wings<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 153, 0);\">+ <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Chevroned:<\/span> How being screwed at the pump fostered my addiction to laughing gas and ultimately my stumble towards grace<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 153, 0);\">+ <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Foxed: <\/span>One man&#8217;s journey to find fair and balanced news despite FOX News<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 153, 0);\">+ <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">McD\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d:<\/span> In a world of side salads and grilled chicken snack wraps, one man will fight for his right to party like a Big Mac<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 153, 0);\">+ <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">FaceSpaced: <\/span>How I escaped the net using only a iPhone, a real person and a really big hammer<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 153, 0);\">+ <\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Sheoled:  <\/span>Where burning desire to know God meets burning piles of ancient garbage<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.micropoll.com\/akira\/MicroPoll?id=111486&#038;mode=html\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"430\" width=\"100%\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.micropoll.com\/akira\/mpresult\/488488-111486\"><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">VIEW RESULTS<\/span><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Come back tomorrow for Part 1 of my interview with Matthew Paul Turner about the role of humor in his writing as well as in the Church. And in <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Churched<\/span>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Friday, a few of you submitted fake book titles using &#8220;nounjectives&#8221; in the style of Matthew Paul Turner&#8216;s new book, Churched. I promised a free signed copy of Pocket Guide to the Bible to the winner. I have my favorite, but I&#8217;m gonna let you vote. 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