{"id":301,"date":"2008-11-20T06:36:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-20T06:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/omeoflittlefaith\/2008\/11\/my-big-list-of-self-absorption.html"},"modified":"2008-11-20T06:36:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-20T06:36:00","slug":"my-big-list-of-self-absorption","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/omeoflittlefaith\/2008\/11\/my-big-list-of-self-absorption.html","title":{"rendered":"My Big List of Self-Absorption"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>There are five things<\/span> I want you to know about today. They are as follows:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">1. I have succumbed to the siren call of Twitter. <\/span>If you tweet, you can find me at <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/jasonboyett\">twitter.com\/jasonboyett<\/a>. I would come right out and ask you to follow me, but biblically that sounds kinda blasphemous. And needy. So I won&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_HXZOhc9ASlo\/SSWKI6FzjrI\/AAAAAAAAAJM\/fBIH4JO34G0\/s1600-h\/front_bib.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px;float: right;cursor: pointer;width: 139px;height: 187px\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_HXZOhc9ASlo\/SSWKI6FzjrI\/AAAAAAAAAJM\/fBIH4JO34G0\/s200\/front_bib.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">2. It&#8217;s the season of giving, <\/span>or at least, it&#8217;s close to it. I&#8217;m sure you know at least one or two or fifteen people who do not own a very reasonably priced, signed copy of <span style=\"font-style: italic\">Pocket Guide to the Bible<\/span>.  Nothing says &#8220;you are important to me&#8221; than a snarky-yet-informative book about the Bible, signed by the author. Want one? They&#8217;re just $6.99, and they are pocket-sized enough to actually fit in a stocking. You can buy one by clicking the convenient &#8220;Buy Now&#8221; button immediately to your left. No, to your left <span style=\"font-style: italic\">on the screen<\/span>. I have no idea what&#8217;s immediately to your left in real life. Sheesh.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I pushing these? <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.jasonboyett.com\/2008\/05\/nine-thousand-fifty-three.html\">This is why<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">3. If you are a regular reader of this blog<\/span> but have not answered the all-important question <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.jasonboyett.com\/2008\/04\/who-are-you.html\">Who Are You?<\/a>, then stop what you&#8217;re doing right now and introduce yourself via comment. Thanks. You won&#8217;t regret it. Unless you tell us something really embarrassing about yourself and it ends up all over the Webbernet.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">4. Due to financial struggles<\/span> and the economy and company realignment, Focus on the Family has shut down my pretty much only favorite part of the FotF empire: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trueu.org\/\">TrueU.org<\/a>. My friends <a href=\"http:\/\/matthewhjohn.wordpress.com\/\">Matthew John<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/denisemorris.wordpress.com\/\">Denise Morris<\/a> have added their names to the growing list of unemployed professionals, and I&#8217;m out of a place to write rambling articles like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trueu.org\/dorms\/menshall\/A000000956.cfm\">this<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trueu.org\/dorms\/menshall\/A000000965.cfm\">this<\/a>. My last TrueU article posted today. It&#8217;s about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trueu.org\/dorms\/menshall\/A000000973.cfm\">three kinds of humility every guy needs<\/a>. Goodbye, TrueU. It&#8217;s been good knowing you. It&#8217;s also been good receiving a check from you every two months, but I wouldn&#8217;t dare say something that tacky.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold\">5. I had a number five <\/span>when I started writing this post, but for the life of me I can&#8217;t remember what it was. Something about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fakebandshirts.com\/\">Fake Band Shirts<\/a>, maybe? Or <a href=\"http:\/\/bryanallain.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/11\/20\/top-ten-list-taco-bell-and-men-over-30\/\">Taco Bell<\/a>? Or <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20081120\/ap_on_re_eu\/eu_poland_copernicus\">Copernicus<\/a>? No idea.  If you happen to know what it was, let me know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are five things I want you to know about today. They are as follows: 1. I have succumbed to the siren call of Twitter. If you tweet, you can find me at twitter.com\/jasonboyett. 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