{"id":290,"date":"2008-12-09T11:45:00","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T11:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/omeoflittlefaith\/2008\/12\/13-confessions-and-a-really-vain-bonus.html"},"modified":"2008-12-09T11:45:00","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T11:45:00","slug":"13-confessions-and-a-really-vain-bonus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/omeoflittlefaith\/2008\/12\/13-confessions-and-a-really-vain-bonus.html","title":{"rendered":"13 Confessions and a Really Vain Bonus"},"content":{"rendered":"

My friend and blogging superstar <\/span>Bryan<\/a> had a great idea for a blog post — the “confession booth” — so I’m gonna flat-out steal it from him and do the exact same thing. Only I hope our list will be different, because the fact that he once walked around snacking on a pocketful of McDonald’s chicken<\/a> is just nasty and bizarre.<\/p>\n

So…here are some personal beans I need to spill:<\/span><\/p>\n

1. <\/span>I am generally a fan of simplicity, order, and cleanliness, but my office desk is almost always a mess.<\/p>\n

2. <\/span>The floor of my closet is also a mess. Because often I come home, change clothes, and leave my jeans on the floor. Why? Because I’ll probably wear them again in a day or two, unwashed.<\/p>\n

3. <\/span>If given the choice, I will almost always wear slip-on shoes, because I am too lazy to lace up normal grown-up shoes. I have a black pair and a brown pair of $10 casual slip-ons from Old Navy, and I wear one of these sets almost daily.<\/p>\n

4. <\/span>I would love for you to list me on your blogroll, but I probably won’t return the favor. Because I am a jerk. Also because my blogroll is way way way down on the page and I usually forget about it.<\/p>\n

5. <\/span>There have been times I have driven, alone, in my wife’s car (which we use to ferry the kids around) and have listened to a soundtrack from one of the three High School Musical<\/span> CDs. And I have sung along, with reckless abandon. All by myself.<\/p>\n

6. <\/span>Sometimes I see people I know at the supermarket or Wal-Mart, and I pretend I didn’t see them. Occasionaly I even duck into a nearby aisle or walk the other direction. This is because I am antisocial and possibly misanthropic.<\/p>\n

7. <\/span>In a related note, I would rather talk to you via email or IM than on the phone. This is because I am antisocial AND a writer.<\/p>\n

8. <\/span>If I am swimming laps in a pool and some new person starts swimming in the lane beside me, I will almost always increase my pace so that I am swimming faster than him or her. This is because I am vain and competitive and a little bit of a tool.<\/p>\n

9. <\/span>I will almost always think less of you if you are a) wearing a Bluetooth earpiece; b) wearing your baseball cap backwards; or c) wearing your sunglasses on the back of your head for no good reason.<\/p>\n

10. <\/span>I’m pretty sure I believe that some sort of sasquatch\/yeti\/bigfoot creature exists in the Pacific Northwest and the Himilayas. Nothing would frighten me more than seeing one, though.<\/p>\n

11. <\/span>I drive above the speed limit on a regular basis. I have enjoyed pirated music on occasion. But I always buy a fishing license even when fishing in remote wilderness areas where there is zero chance of being checked by a ranger.<\/p>\n

12. <\/span>I have contempt in my heart for people who toss cigarette butts on the ground, because it’s still littering even if it’s small, Smoky McCancerstick.<\/p>\n

13. <\/span>I might wash the exterior of my car once every two years. And that’s pretty much it.<\/p>\n

BONUS #14: <\/span>Occasionally my sister-in-law will frost my mom’s hair on Friday nights when we’re hanging out at my parents’ house. If I happen to be there — maybe a couple of times a year — I get the tips of my own hair frosted. Because I have blonde hair to begin with, the frosted tips are only slightly lighter than my natural color and it’s fairly hard to tell I have done this: it only makes me look super-blonde instead of regular blonde. But I like it because the chemicals make my fine hair more manageable. Also because it looks kinda surfery-cool. Nevertheless, if you are a man with dark hair and you frost your tips? I will totally make fun of you for being overly fussy about your hair.<\/p>\n

——–<\/p>\n

Confess your own sins or oddities in the comments below, or at Bryan’s site. Because confession is good for the soul. And also it’s fun to read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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