{"id":187,"date":"2009-05-14T06:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-14T06:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/omeoflittlefaith\/2009\/05\/five-sentence-scary-story-contest.html"},"modified":"2009-05-14T06:47:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-14T06:47:00","slug":"five-sentence-scary-story-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/omeoflittlefaith\/2009\/05\/five-sentence-scary-story-contest.html","title":{"rendered":"Five-Sentence Scary Story Contest!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Time for something fun: a story contest. <\/span>The people below are not anyone I know. They are standing in front of a fairly popular roadside stop in the Midwest.<\/p>\n

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Your job is to come up with a creative and frightening story to explain this photo, while adhering to the following five rules.<\/p>\n

Rule #1: <\/span>It doesn’t have to have anything to do with the actual real-life subject of the photo.<\/p>\n

Rule #2: <\/span>It has to use the name “Jimmy.”<\/p>\n

Rule #3: <\/span>Don’t ask why I chose “Jimmy.” I’m the boss, that’s why, and I wanted to insert a random guideline into the contest. Also, Jimmy is a funny name.<\/p>\n

Rule #4: <\/span>Your story must contain five sentences. No more. No less.<\/p>\n

Rule #5: <\/span>Your story must be frightening, moody, mysterious, or otherwise scary in tone.<\/p>\n

The winner gets a free signed copy of Pocket Guide to the Bible<\/span><\/a>. Of course, at only $6.99 a piece, we’re all<\/span> winners. Am I right, people?<\/p>\n

The contest will last until 9 am central time tomorrow, at which point I’ll choose my favorite five-sentence story. To get things started, my submission is below. (It is prohibited from winning, however, as I already have plenty of copies of Pocket Guide to the Bible<\/span><\/a>.)<\/p>\n

A highway rest stop became a place of terror when Jimmy’s dog Scuppers suddenly disappeared. They found him a quarter mile away, licking an enormous hairball. Just as they began wondering what sort of beast had produced this monstrosity, a man shouted “Smile!” and took their stunned photo. The man disappeared before the flash had faded from their eyes. Seven years later, Jimmy died.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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