{"id":152,"date":"2009-07-21T13:24:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-21T13:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/omeoflittlefaith\/2009\/07\/of-mice-and-men-and-mummies.html"},"modified":"2009-07-21T13:24:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-21T13:24:00","slug":"of-mice-and-men-and-mummies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/omeoflittlefaith\/2009\/07\/of-mice-and-men-and-mummies.html","title":{"rendered":"Of Mice and Men and Mummies"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m pretty sure every writer<\/span> has this experience. At least, I hope so. You see a book on a shelf, or read about it in a magazine, and think: Wow. THAT is a great book idea. I totally could have come up with that. I totally could have written that. Why didn’t I? Why why whyyyyyyy? <\/span><\/p>\n

And then you lapse into a fit of envy and self-loathing because some other author is finding great success and you wish it were you.<\/p>\n

I’m not alone in that, am I? Please say no.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Because I feel that way, on so many levels, about Pride and Prejudice and Zombies<\/span><\/a> (Quirk Books), by Seth Grahame-Smith and, um, Jane Austen. It’s a retelling of the classic Pride and Prejudice<\/span> story, in Jane Austenesque language. Only this time there are zombies in it. And now Quirk<\/a> has released another piece of delightful Austen+Magickal Creatures parody fiction: Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters,<\/span><\/a> by Ben H. Winters.<\/p>\n

Of course, in greatly derivative fashion, I have been brainstorming additional ways to add vicious mayhem to classic literary works (with or without zombies). Had Quirk contacted me, this is where I would have gone…<\/p>\n

Of Mice and Men and Mummies<\/span> (John Steinbeck)<\/p>\n

The Old Man and the She-Wolf<\/span> (Ernest Hemingway)<\/p>\n

A Separate Piece of Flesh<\/span> (John Knowles)<\/p>\n

Portrait of the Artist as a Winged Demon<\/span> (James Joyce)<\/p>\n

The Sound and the Fury and Alien Robots<\/span> (William Faulkner)<\/p>\n

The Apes of Wrath: Sasquatch Attack<\/span> (Steinbeck)<\/p>\n

As I Lay Dying of Fear<\/span> (Faulkner)<\/p>\n

Dr. Zhivago and Mr. Hyde<\/span> (Boris Pasternak)<\/p>\n

A Farewell to Arms: Werewolf Summer<\/span> (Hemingway)<\/p>\n

The Guts of Dorian Gray <\/span>(Oscar Wilde)<\/p>\n

The Sword in the Neck<\/span> (T.H. White)<\/p>\n

The Power and the Glory and the Robot Apocalypse<\/span> (Graham Greene)<\/p>\n

—————<\/p>\n

How about you? <\/span>Give me your ideas for a literary\/monster mashup…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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