{"id":147,"date":"2009-07-16T14:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-16T14:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/omeoflittlefaith\/2009\/07\/push-button-receive-bacon.html"},"modified":"2009-07-16T14:20:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-16T14:20:00","slug":"push-button-receive-bacon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/omeoflittlefaith\/2009\/07\/push-button-receive-bacon.html","title":{"rendered":"Push Button, Receive Bacon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>I am a designer <\/span>and occasional artist, but only rarely have I ever resorted to real graffiti. I can&#8217;t remember any specific instances, but I&#8217;m fairly sure I have left my mark on the occasional bathroom wall. Probably to make a witty retort to some supposed insult, or to correct the grammar of a dirty limerick.<\/p>\n<p>But if I were an honest-to-goodness graffiti artist, I think my life&#8217;s work would revolve around taking a Sharpie into every restroom possible to create this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_HXZOhc9ASlo\/Sl98SE4iCYI\/AAAAAAAAAT8\/YJuZmwilE0A\/s1600-h\/receivebacon.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: pointer;width: 400px;height: 268px\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_HXZOhc9ASlo\/Sl98SE4iCYI\/AAAAAAAAAT8\/YJuZmwilE0A\/s400\/receivebacon.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A close-up:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_HXZOhc9ASlo\/Sl98uUWHJ-I\/AAAAAAAAAUE\/0U8FHkK8wkI\/s1600-h\/receivebacon2.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor: pointer;width: 372px;height: 260px\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_HXZOhc9ASlo\/Sl98uUWHJ-I\/AAAAAAAAAUE\/0U8FHkK8wkI\/s400\/receivebacon2.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The photos above come from a post on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.granthinkson.com\/2008\/01\/07\/push-button-receive-bacon\/\">Grant Hinkson&#8217;s blog<\/a> more than 18 months ago, which is ancient in Internet terms. And the joke has apparently been around much longer. But ever since I encountered it a month or two ago &#8212; along with the inevitable<a href=\"http:\/\/www.80stees.com\/products\/Press-Here-Receive-Bacon-T-shirt.asp?referer=froogle_BCN001\"> t-shirts<\/a> and other <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/skullzneyez.160165953\">detritus<\/a> connected to it &#8212; I can&#8217;t stop thinking about how perfect and funny this is.<\/p>\n<p>It makes me smile. Every time.<\/p>\n<p>Art really does make life more meaningful, even if it&#8217;s guerilla art.<\/p>\n<p>Bacon makes life more meaningful, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am a designer and occasional artist, but only rarely have I ever resorted to real graffiti. I can&#8217;t remember any specific instances, but I&#8217;m fairly sure I have left my mark on the occasional bathroom wall. 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