{"id":699,"date":"2014-02-14T00:42:22","date_gmt":"2014-02-14T00:42:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/?p=699"},"modified":"2014-02-14T01:10:14","modified_gmt":"2014-02-14T01:10:14","slug":"full-moon-on-valentines-happy-valoween","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2014\/02\/full-moon-on-valentines-happy-valoween.html","title":{"rendered":"Full Moon On Valentine’s: Happy Valoween!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"beliefnet<\/a>Since Valentine’s Day this year is also a Full Moon… and not an especially romantic one either<\/a>, fraught with all the emotional perils of a Full Moon loaded with Mercury Retrograde<\/a> (your big chance to say the wrong thing or for your reservations to get lost), Mars in Libra<\/a> (why talk about your relationship when we can just fight and throw things?), and Jupiter opposite Pluto just to amplify everything, why not spare yourself the hassle of an over-commercialized mandatory fun-fest and agree on something we all love without condition or reservation: candy and dressing up?<\/p>\n

I hereby declare this February 14th to be “Valoween”… a hybrid of Valentine’s and Halloween. That way, people can get all the chocolate and all the deception out of the way all at once. Example:<\/p>\n

“Honey, I’ve never regretted a single day with you. You’re every bit as sexy as when we first met. And look, I’m a pirate! Yahrrr!”<\/em><\/p>\n

In future years (once I’ve found a big corporate sponsor, because that’s how everything<\/em> gets done now), Valoween activities will include:<\/p>\n

-Bobbing for phone numbers!<\/p>\n

-TPing a loved one’s house with hundred of photocopies of that photo of them with their ex that they refuse to get rid of!<\/p>\n

-Door-to-Door Six Minute Dating:<\/p>\n

“Trick or date!<\/em>
\nIgnore my weight<\/em>
\nHope you’ve got a good job<\/em>
\nBecause I need a mate!”<\/em><\/p>\n

(Or, alternately, “Ask me my name and then let’s mate,”<\/em> depending on your mood.)<\/p>\n

I think this has enormous marketing potential, and I am taking on investors.<\/p>\n

***<\/p>\n

Regardless of the state of your love life, on February 15th the Full Moon will have moved on and you will have a chance to pick up the pieces and assemble the love life you want… just like every other year.<\/p>\n

Just in time for Valentine’s… the Astrology Love Life Repair Workshop! Details HERE…<\/strong><\/a><\/em>
\n <\/strong><\/p>\n

Questions about your birth chart, or astrology in general? Write me… I’ve got answers!<\/a><\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n

CLICK HERE to join the Oh My Stars Facebook Fan Page, and get exclusive content, a discount on a reading,additional material on each blog entry as it comes out, AND a free e-book!<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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