{"id":5718,"date":"2020-04-19T22:49:23","date_gmt":"2020-04-19T22:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/?p=5718"},"modified":"2020-04-19T23:01:13","modified_gmt":"2020-04-19T23:01:13","slug":"all-the-birthday-presents-taurus-didnt-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2020\/04\/all-the-birthday-presents-taurus-didnt-want.html","title":{"rendered":"All The Birthday Presents Taurus Didn’t Want"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>The following is a transcript of a conversation between THE UNIVERSE and TAURUS, which took place on April 19th at 10:45 AM, Eastern time.<\/strong><\/p>\n

(Trigger warning if you are an actual Taurus.)<\/em><\/p>\n

(Wondering what the next few months hold in store for you? Write me with your date, time, and place of birth — and I’ll send you a free sneak preview!<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n

THE UNIVERSE:<\/strong> Congratulations! The Sun is back in your Sign!<\/p>\n

TAURUS:<\/strong> Thank you! What did you get me this year?<\/p>\n

THE UNIVERSE:<\/strong> Um, well… There’s a New Moon in your Sign on April 22nd that will give you a real chance to set some important goals for yourself.<\/p>\n

TAURUS:<\/strong> That’s nice, but every Sign gets a New Moon every year. What else do you have?<\/p>\n

THE UNIVERSE:<\/strong> Mercury enters your Sign on April 27th. That should be pretty good for expressing yourself.<\/p>\n

TAURUS:<\/strong> Mercury transits are kind of boring.<\/p>\n

THE UNIVERSE:<\/strong> Quiet! Don’t let him hear you say that. He hears everything you know, and his self-esteem isn’t that great.<\/p>\n

TAURUS:<\/strong> Okay, so is that it?<\/p>\n

THE UNIVERSE:<\/strong> Well, let me see… your ruling planet Venus is in Gemini right now, and that’s your Second House. In general, that should be good for your finances.<\/p>\n

TAURUS:<\/strong> Great!<\/p>\n

THE UNIVERSE:<\/strong> But of course it goes retrograde on May 13th. If I were you I would set the credit cards down and back away slowly from them.<\/p>\n

TAURUS:<\/strong> You seriously suck, dude. Is that the best you can do?<\/p>\n

THE UNIVERSE:<\/strong> Let me see… Saturn retrogrades back into Capricorn on July 1st. And that means it will stop squaring you.<\/p>\n

TAURUS:<\/strong> I guess that’s… something?<\/p>\n

THE UNIVERSE:<\/strong> …and then it goes back into Aquarius in the middle of December.<\/p>\n

TAURUS:<\/strong> How long does that last?<\/p>\n

THE UNIVERSE:<\/strong> (hesitantly)<\/em> Until March 2023.<\/p>\n

TAURUS:<\/strong> (sobbing)<\/em> You really hate me, don’t you?<\/p>\n

THE UNIVERSE:<\/strong> There there, it’s not that bad. You’re just feeling unsettled because Uranus is in your Sign now, and that’s pretty disruptive for anyone.<\/p>\n

TAURUS:<\/strong> Uranus is in my Sign now? When did that happen?<\/p>\n

THE UNIVERSE:<\/strong> March of last year. Don’t worry, eventually you’ll get the hang of it. It’s going to be in your Sign until 2026 after all.<\/p>\n

TAURUS:<\/strong> (Wailing uncontrollably<\/em>) You hate me! You hate me!<\/p>\n

THE UNIVERSE:<\/strong> Oh, calm down dear. Here, look — I got you a cake.<\/p>\n

TAURUS:<\/strong> (Suddenly much more cheerful)<\/em> I love cake!! Yayyy!!<\/p>\n

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CLICK HERE to find out how you can get a personalized, informative, life-changing consultation that will help you take charge of your life in the next year!<\/em><\/a><\/p>\n

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