{"id":2628,"date":"2016-02-25T01:39:31","date_gmt":"2016-02-25T01:39:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/?p=2628"},"modified":"2016-02-25T01:39:31","modified_gmt":"2016-02-25T01:39:31","slug":"how-to-annoy-people-with-your-mars-sign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2016\/02\/how-to-annoy-people-with-your-mars-sign.html","title":{"rendered":"How To Annoy People With Your Mars Sign"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/files\/2016\/02\/beliefnet-astrology-matthew-currie-naughty-mars-picture.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright wp-image-2630\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/360\/2016\/02\/beliefnet-astrology-matthew-currie-naughty-mars-picture-300x191.jpg\" alt=\"beliefnet astrology matthew currie naughty mars picture\" width=\"350\" height=\"223\" \/><\/a>In astrology, Mars is the planet that rules ambition and the sex drive. It&#8217;s also the planet in your birth chart that is most likely to show how you annoy people. <strong>Here&#8217;s a handy guide to how you probably come across on a bad day&#8230;<\/strong> or if you prefer, a guide to how to perfect your Annoyance Style&#8230; based on your Mars Sign. Take it either way you want, just don&#8217;t get mad at <em>me<\/em> for it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fire (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius):<\/strong> Aaaargh, I&#8217;m so angry I could scream! What did you think &#8212; oh, never mind. I&#8217;m over it now. What&#8217;s for lunch? What? TOFU?? Aaaargh, I&#8217;m so angry I could scream!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Aries: &#8230;now give me five minutes to throw things around in the kitchen and I&#8217;ll get over it.<\/li>\n<li>Leo: &#8230;so hand me that megaphone, the neighborhood needs to hear about this!<\/li>\n<li>Sagittarius: &#8230;or I suppose I could just go get take-out. I&#8217;ll be back in six hours.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Earth (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn):<\/strong> There is a hidden order to the Universe &#8212; one that propels all things with a firm but hidden hand. You have violated that order, and I&#8217;m going to keep jabbing you with this stick until I think you&#8217;ve learned your lesson.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Taurus: &#8230;then I&#8217;ll eat and\/or drink to deal with my frustration. Wait right here: I&#8217;ll be back in a bit to blame my subsequent weight gain on you too.<\/li>\n<li>Virgo: &#8230;so here&#8217;s the Big Book Of Things You&#8217;ve Done Wrong. Please turn to page 147&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Capricorn: &#8230;and that&#8217;s why it&#8217;s so cold in here. Specifically, because now I&#8217;m projecting my Icy Withdrawal Rays at you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Air (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius):<\/strong> My boss is a jerk, my team lost in the playoffs, the cook mangled my lunch order &#8212; but they&#8217;re all out of town. So I&#8217;m going to scream at <em>you<\/em> for forgetting to take out the garbage.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Gemini: &#8230;this reminds me of that time you did something similar to me. Let me tell you about that&#8230; <em>again.<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Libra: &#8230;oh, it&#8217;s probably my fault. Yeah, my fault for letting you forget to take out the garbage! <em>What was I thinking?<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Aquarius: &#8230;this is totally unacceptable, and &#8212; wait, what was I upset by again? Oh, right. Take out the garbage already!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Water (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces):<\/strong> You hurt my feelings! You hurt my feelings! You hurt my feelings! I&#8217;m going to keep screaming at you about it until you guess what it is exactly you did, because YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Cancer: (two weeks later) &#8230;hey, remember that time YOU HURT MY FEELINGS? <em>I sure do!<\/em><\/li>\n<li>Scorpio: &#8230;but hey, let&#8217;s not get hung up on that now. I&#8217;ll deal with you later. After all, you can&#8217;t stay awake <em>forever<\/em>, can you?<\/li>\n<li>Pisces: &#8230;the world is built on pain! Look at this Facebook post about suffering animals. Look at that news story about sad children. No, wait&#8230; you hurt MY feelings!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em><a title=\"Twelve Signs Of Love: Your Free E-Book!\" href=\"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2014\/06\/twelve-signs-of-love-your-free-e-book.html\" target=\"_blank\">Want a free e-book? Sure you do! Click HERE!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><strong><a href=\"mailto:astrologyshow@gmail.com\" target=\"_blank\">Questions about your birth chart, or astrology in general? Want to know more about my big discount on readings for new clients? Want a free month of my NEW Subscription Service? 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