{"id":2472,"date":"2015-12-05T03:56:27","date_gmt":"2015-12-05T03:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/?p=2472"},"modified":"2015-12-05T03:56:28","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T03:56:28","slug":"the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html","title":{"rendered":"The Signs Of The Zodiac Respond To Traffic Signs"},"content":{"rendered":"

ARIES<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beliefnet<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201cHmph. Like we had any intention of turning back, anyway\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\n

TAURUS<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beliefnet<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201cAh, we must be entering The Bakery District. Pull over!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n

\n

GEMINI<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beliefnet<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201cLet me drive. I can handle this one.\u201d<\/p>\n

\n

CANCER<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beliefnet<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0(Sobbing)<\/em> “No one helped me<\/em> cross the street when I was a kid\u201d<\/p>\n

\n

LEO<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beliefnet<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201cRemember when you used to do things like that for me<\/em>? You know, before you started taking me for granted?\u201d<\/p>\n

\n

VIRGO<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beliefnet<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201cActually, by my measurements, it\u2019s a twelve point five<\/em> percent grade\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\n

LIBRA<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beliefnet<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201cWill you still love me when I\u2019m that age?\u201d<\/p>\n

\n

SCORPIO<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beliefnet<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201cAre they uncovering something… or trying to bury it?<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n

\n

SAGITTARIUS<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beliefnet<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201cYee-ha! Free massage while you drive. Speed up, the suspension can take it!\u201d<\/p>\n

\n

CAPRICORN<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beliefnet<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201cChill out! We\u2019re saving a fortune on gas being stuck behind this tractor!\u201d<\/p>\n

\n

AQUARIUS<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beliefnet<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201cThat\u2019s unfair! Big Oil must be behind this. I\u2019m starting a letter-writing campaign\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

\n

PISCES<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"beliefnet<\/a><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201cI sure know that<\/em> feeling\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Want a free e-book? Sure you do! Click HERE!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

Questions about your birth chart, or astrology in general? Want to know more about my big discount on readings for new clients? Want a free month of my NEW Subscription Service? Write me for details!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

CLICK HERE to join the Oh My Stars Facebook Fan Page, and get exclusive content, an additional discount on a reading, more material on blog entries, AND ANOTHER free e-book!<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

ARIES \u00a0\u201cHmph. Like we had any intention of turning back, anyway\u2026\u201d TAURUS \u00a0\u201cAh, we must be entering The Bakery District. Pull over!\u201d GEMINI \u00a0\u201cLet me drive. I can handle this one.\u201d CANCER \u00a0(Sobbing) “No one helped me cross the street when I was a kid\u201d LEO \u00a0\u201cRemember when you used to do things like that…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":560,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[128],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-astrology","tag-astrology"],"yoast_head":"\nThe Signs Of The Zodiac Respond To Traffic Signs - Oh My Stars<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Signs Of The Zodiac Respond To Traffic Signs - Oh My Stars\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"ARIES \u00a0\u201cHmph. Like we had any intention of turning back, anyway\u2026\u201d TAURUS \u00a0\u201cAh, we must be entering The Bakery District. Pull over!\u201d GEMINI \u00a0\u201cLet me drive. I can handle this one.\u201d CANCER \u00a0(Sobbing) “No one helped me cross the street when I was a kid\u201d LEO \u00a0\u201cRemember when you used to do things like that…\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Oh My Stars\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2015-12-05T03:56:27+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2015-12-05T03:56:28+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/files\/2015\/12\/beliefnet-astrology-matthew-currie-aries-sign.gif\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Matthew Currie\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"The Signs Of The Zodiac Respond To Traffic Signs - Oh My Stars","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"The Signs Of The Zodiac Respond To Traffic Signs - Oh My Stars","og_description":"ARIES \u00a0\u201cHmph. Like we had any intention of turning back, anyway\u2026\u201d TAURUS \u00a0\u201cAh, we must be entering The Bakery District. Pull over!\u201d GEMINI \u00a0\u201cLet me drive. I can handle this one.\u201d CANCER \u00a0(Sobbing) “No one helped me cross the street when I was a kid\u201d LEO \u00a0\u201cRemember when you used to do things like that…","og_url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html","og_site_name":"Oh My Stars","article_published_time":"2015-12-05T03:56:27+00:00","article_modified_time":"2015-12-05T03:56:28+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/files\/2015\/12\/beliefnet-astrology-matthew-currie-aries-sign.gif"}],"author":"Matthew Currie","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html","url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html","name":"The Signs Of The Zodiac Respond To Traffic Signs - Oh My Stars","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/files\/2015\/12\/beliefnet-astrology-matthew-currie-aries-sign.gif","datePublished":"2015-12-05T03:56:27+00:00","dateModified":"2015-12-05T03:56:28+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/#\/schema\/person\/cebe19ae04b194abe0b936ca1ddda6be"},"breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html#primaryimage","url":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/files\/2015\/12\/beliefnet-astrology-matthew-currie-aries-sign.gif","contentUrl":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/files\/2015\/12\/beliefnet-astrology-matthew-currie-aries-sign.gif"},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/12\/the-signs-of-the-zodiac-respond-to-traffic-signs.html#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"The Signs Of The Zodiac Respond To Traffic Signs"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/","name":"Oh My Stars","description":"Beliefnet Voices - Matthew Currie","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/#\/schema\/person\/cebe19ae04b194abe0b936ca1ddda6be","name":"Matthew Currie","description":"Matthew Currie is an astrologer, counselor and writer with over 20 years of experience and numerous appearances on television, radio and podcasts. He is the author of \"Conquer The Universe With Astrology,\" (available on Amazon) and is available for private consultations. Send him an e-mail. Matthew likes hearing from you. He also predicted that yes, you WOULD end up here reading this. Like everyone else, he is on Twitter: @matthewcurrie and on Facebook at www.facebook.com\/theastrologer","url":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/author\/mcurrie"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/560"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2472"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2476,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2472\/revisions\/2476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}