{"id":1968,"date":"2015-05-10T01:29:58","date_gmt":"2015-05-10T01:29:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/?p=1968"},"modified":"2015-05-10T01:29:58","modified_gmt":"2015-05-10T01:29:58","slug":"how-to-ruin-mothers-day-with-astrology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/ohmystars\/2015\/05\/how-to-ruin-mothers-day-with-astrology.html","title":{"rendered":"How To Ruin Mother’s Day With Astrology"},"content":{"rendered":"

Many of you know that using astrology and understanding what The Universe has in store for you is\u00a0a powerful tool for making your world and those of others a better place.<\/strong> But how you use it is up to you, and knowing what the cosmic conditions are like can uplift and enlighten you and those around you. Or, you can be a… um, powerful tool<\/em> in an entirely different way if you choose to.<\/p>\n

Sunday is Mother’s Day<\/strong>, one of the year’s more problematic occasions that\u00a0often dredges up bad feelings and old animosities and resentment and all the things that can go horribly wrong with the parent-child relationship. So, bearing that it mind, here is how you can use the astrology of this Mother’s Day to be a jerk — or rather how you could<\/em> use it.<\/p>\n

(Of course you shouldn’t<\/em> do these things no matter what your upbringing was like, you little ingrate. And if you do… well, just you wait until your Father gets home.)<\/p>\n