{"id":1175,"date":"2010-07-08T01:36:01","date_gmt":"2010-07-08T01:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/markdroberts\/2010\/07\/brobdingnagian-and-youve-got-to-be-kidding.html"},"modified":"2010-07-08T01:36:01","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T01:36:01","slug":"brobdingnagian-and-youve-got-to-be-kidding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/markdroberts\/2010\/07\/brobdingnagian-and-youve-got-to-be-kidding.html","title":{"rendered":"Brobdingnagian and You&#8217;ve Got to Be Kidding!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On a recent airplane flight to New York, I was checking out the SkyMall catalogue. I&#8217;ve never actually bought anything from Skymall, but I am sometimes entertained by its contents. This time was no exception.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"brobdingnagian-chair-5.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/photos\/brobdingnagian-chair-5.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-right\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 20px 20px;float: right\" height=\"264\" width=\"360\" \/><\/span>First, I was surprised to see a word that rarely appears in literary English these days, let alone in shopping catalogs. The word is &#8220;Brobdingnagian,&#8221; as in &#8220;The Brobdingnagian Sports Chair.&#8221; You can get the basic meaning of this word from the picture. In fact, a truly Brobdingagian sports chair would actually be much bigger than this one, and would no doubt cost more than $149.95. The word &#8220;Brobdingnagian&#8221; comes from Jonathan Swift&#8217;s classic novel, Gulliver&#8217;s Travels. Brobdingnag is a land populated by giants and other oversized stuff. Thus, &#8220;Brobdingnagian&#8221; means &#8220;really, really, really big.&#8221; Whether you&#8217;re tempted to buy the giant chair in the SkyMall catalog or not, at least you&#8217;ve got to admire the literary allusion.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"plane-pillow-man-5.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.beliefnet.com\/sites\/94\/import\/photos\/plane-pillow-man-5.jpg\" class=\"mt-image-right\" style=\"margin: 0pt 0pt 20px 20px;float: right\" height=\"230\" width=\"360\" \/><\/span>The next item that tickled my fancy is something I&#8217;ve seen in airline catalogs for quite some time. It&#8217;s called SkyRest, and it&#8217;s a peculiar travel pillow. As you can see in the picture, this triangular pillow sits on the a tray table, thus allowing you to sleep by leaning forward. The copy for the ad refers to &#8220;thousands of satisfied customers.&#8221; Given the fact that they&#8217; been running this ad for a while, I&#8217;d assume that people actually buy this pillow. But I have never, ever seen one in action on any flight. Have you? Would you risk looking as silly as the guy in the picture if you could get some shut eye on a flight?&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a recent airplane flight to New York, I was checking out the SkyMall catalogue. I&#8217;ve never actually bought anything from Skymall, but I am sometimes entertained by its contents. This time was no exception. 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Before his time at Irvine Pres, Mark served on the staff of the First Presbyterian Church of Hollywood as Associate Pastor of Education. (Thanks to Janel Pahl for taking the photo to the right.) Mark studied at Harvard University, receiving a B.A. in Philosophy, an M.A. in the Study of Religion, and a Ph.D. in New Testament and Christian Origins. He has taught classes in New Testament for Fuller Theological Seminary and San Francisco Theological Seminary. Mark has written several books, including No Holds Barred: Wrestling with God in Prayer (WaterBrook, 2005), Dare to Be True (WaterBrook, 2003), Jesus Revealed (WaterBrook, 2002), After \"I Believe\" (Baker, 2002), and Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther (Word, 1993). His most recent book is Can We Trust the Gospels? Investigating the Reliability of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John (Crossway, 2007). He is currently working on a commentary on Ephesians that will be published by Zondervan in 2014. Mark writes a devotional for The High Calling of Our Daily Work, a website associated with Laity Lodge. His \"Daily Reflections\" can be viewed online or sent as a daily email. If you wish to receive this email, just visit TheHighCalling.org and sign up. Mark serves on the editorial board of Worship Leader magazine, where he publishes articles and reviews, including his regular column \"Lyrical Poetry.\" Additionally, he has published dozens of articles in leading magazines and journals. He often speaks for churches and other Christian groups, and has been interviewed on over seventy-five radio programs nationwide. Mark is married to Linda, who is a Marriage and Family Therapist, a Spiritual Director, and a retreat speaker. They have two children, Nathan and Kara.For Publicity Photos and Bio Statements for Mark, please check here. Mark's Dossier Professional History: Senior Director and Scholar-in Residence, Laity Lodge, October 2007 to present. Senior Pastor Irvine Presbyterian Church, June 1991 to September 2007 Adjunct Assistant Professor Fuller Theological Seminary, 1994 to 2007. Courses: New Testament Theology and Exegesis. Adjunct Instructor San Francisco Theological Seminary, 1995 to 2001. Courses: New Testament Greek and Exegesis Associate Pastor of Education First Presbyterian Church of Hollywood, 1987-1991 Teaching Fellow Harvard University, 1980-1983 Education: Ph.D. in the Study of Religion. Harvard University, 1992. Area: New Testament and Christian Origins M.A. in the Study of Religion Harvard University, 1984. A.B. magna cum laude in Philosophy Harvard University, 1979. Phi Beta Kappa; Danforth Fellowship Books: Can We Trust the Gospels? Investigating the Reliability of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. Crossway, 2007 No Holds Barred: Wrestling with God in Prayer. WaterBrook, 2005 Dare to Be True: Living in the Freedom of Complete Honesty. WaterBrook, 2003. Jesus Revealed: Know Him Better to Love Him Better. WaterBrook, 2002. After \"I Believe\": Experiencing Authentic Christian Living. Baker, 2002. Ezra, Nehemiah, Esther in the Communicator's Commentary Series. Word, 1993. 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