{"id":11,"date":"2018-05-03T09:10:03","date_gmt":"2018-05-03T09:10:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/makeyourrelationshipwork\/?p=11"},"modified":"2018-05-03T19:53:42","modified_gmt":"2018-05-03T19:53:42","slug":"top-25-reasons-bail-boring-relationship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/makeyourrelationshipwork\/2018\/05\/top-25-reasons-bail-boring-relationship.html","title":{"rendered":"Top 25 Reasons to Bail on a Boring Relationship"},"content":{"rendered":"

When your relat\"boring\"ionship first started everything was going great\u2026 the sparks were flying, flowers were blooming, and squirrels were mating in the woods.\u00a0 But lately, things just aren\u2019t what they use to be.\u00a0 You know you\u2019re bored with the whole thing but you can\u2019t really figure out why.\u00a0 You can\u2019t put your finger on it.\u00a0 Well don\u2019t worry cause we\u2019re going to help you out.\u00a0 Below are the top 25 reasons you need to bail on your relationship ASAP\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

25. His voice is starting to remind you of\u00a0Ben Stein<\/a>.<\/p>\n

24.\u00a0 You agree to work overtime despite it being you\u2019re only night open for a date.<\/p>\n

23. \u00a0You\u2019ve already spotted you\u2019re future post-break up fling, and damn he\/she is fine!<\/p>\n

22. You know that with his genes, having kids just wouldn\u2019t be an option.<\/p>\n

21. The phrase \u201ceverlasting love\u201d doesn\u2019t cross your mind.<\/p>\n

20. The main reason why you were interested in them is because they were interested in you.<\/p>\n

19. Your sexy single clothes are calling you from the closet.<\/p>\n

18. You\u2019re just staying with them because you don\u2019t want to break their heart. Trust me, you\u2019re not doing anyone any favors by sticking with it.<\/p>\n

17. When he starts to go down south all you want to do is turn the TV up.<\/p>\n

16. You require some LL Cool J in the background to get you in the mood during foreplay.<\/p>\n

15. Even when he\u2019s being cute with you on the dance floor, you know he\u2019s not your Patrick Swayze!<\/p>\n

14. They will spice things up when Sarah Palin becomes a liberal socialist.<\/p>\n

13. You\u2019re still waiting for Prince Charming.\u00a0 Well Cinderella, dump this guy\u2019s ass and go find him!<\/p>\n

12. You have no interest in further involving yourself in her life, meeting her friends, let alone the pressure of meeting her (sure to be crazy) parents.<\/p>\n

11. You have absolutely nothing to say to each other.<\/p>\n

10. You get more turned on by the Fabio romance novel covers than you do by looking at your boyfriend.<\/p>\n

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9. He\u2019s always too tired after work to play some Twister in bed. \u00a0\ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

8. The only reason you smile when you get a text from them is because you love your new text tone.<\/p>\n

7. You\u2019re sick and tired of playing it safe.\u00a0 Hate to be captain obvious here, but IT\u2019S BORING!<\/p>\n

6. They\u2019re holding you back from chasing your dreams.<\/p>\n

5. His hot brother. ;D<\/p>\n

4. You know you could do better, and have just been too lazy to try.<\/p>\n

3.\u00a0 Despite an attempt to make conversation, he sees right past you to the sports recap on ESPN, and to be honest it doesn\u2019t bother you.<\/p>\n

2. Like an old married couple, you only go to restaurants because you\u2019re hungry and you make it through your meal without talking.<\/p>\n

1. The Sex is lackluster, not to mention his inability to get your rocks off. \u00a0:-\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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