{"id":1913,"date":"2017-06-01T10:28:34","date_gmt":"2017-06-01T10:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/lifeatthemovies\/?p=1913"},"modified":"2017-05-16T02:58:39","modified_gmt":"2017-05-16T02:58:39","slug":"ancestors-beverly-hills-ninja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/lifeatthemovies\/2017\/06\/ancestors-beverly-hills-ninja.html","title":{"rendered":"Ancestors in Beverly Hills Ninja"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Beverly Hills Ninja (1997) sent up the family guy, the respectable sinning of the Beverly Hills rich, and the debt the Chinese pay to their ancestral prophecy, all for a few laughs.<\/p>\n<p>These subtleties centered in the negative, which is unsurprising, for a trashy comedy from the 90\u2019s.<\/p>\n<p>For all its send up of Beverly Hills, Beverly Hills Ninja still celebrates the Hollywood machine by delivering a Chris Farley comedy vehicle, which nevertheless is stupefying. Apart from the few laughs at the beginning.<\/p>\n<p>Should we celebrate the Hollywood machine because of a Chris Farley vehicle made to please? Nah. The movie\u2019s pathetic.<\/p>\n<p>The subtleties are revealing in a plot that\u2019s threadbare. Basically, the story is about a long awaited one, but who may not be the one.<\/p>\n<p>Haru was washed ashore and raised by ninjas, but is clumsy, however well-intentioned. Surely not the one.<\/p>\n<p>When Haru\u2019s on a mission to save a woman, an accomplished ninja must help him out, shadowing him. We\u2019re supposed to laugh, but don\u2019t.<\/p>\n<h4>Subtleties<\/h4>\n<p>First subtlety. The family guy, probably from Middle America, is shown as a bit of a bully. This happens when the guy\u2019s son is alarmed by taking Haru too literally. What Haru is reported to have said winds him up with a punch in the face from the family guy.<\/p>\n<p>Second subtlety. Beverly Hills is a lavish place for respectable sinning. Dressed in swank and driving porches, carried with cool detachment, the counterfeiters could embezzle under your nose.<\/p>\n<p>Third subtlety is sending up or poking fun at ancestral prophecy. The long awaited hero may be a bumbling idiot. \u00a0Think Inspector Clouseau (from The Pink Panther) in ninja gear\u2014which makes him also dangerous. Ancestors deserve more respect, now.<\/p>\n<p>* star (out of * * * * * stars)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Beverly Hills Ninja (1997) sent up the family guy, the respectable sinning of the Beverly Hills rich, and the debt the Chinese pay to their ancestral prophecy, all for a few laughs. These subtleties centered in the negative, which is unsurprising, for a trashy comedy from the 90\u2019s. 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