{"id":231,"date":"2009-10-01T20:54:44","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T20:54:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/kingdomofpriests\/2009\/10\/the-sukkot-miracle-of-5770.html"},"modified":"2009-10-01T20:54:44","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T20:54:44","slug":"the-sukkot-miracle-of-5770","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/kingdomofpriests\/2009\/10\/the-sukkot-miracle-of-5770.html","title":{"rendered":"The Sukkot Miracle of 5770"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was really despairing about the seaworthiness of our old sukkah<\/i> for this recently inaugurated Jewish calendar year of 5770. With Sukkot approaching this Friday night, with my wife having been sick all last week with a (suspiciously pre-seasonal<\/a>) flu and me juggling work and filling in as Mr. Mom (hence the earlier break from blogging), I had been worriedly aware that the sukkah<\/i> frame in our backyard looked near collapse. It’s a frame of steel pipes linked by joints where the screw sockets in the joints that hold the pipes together had all rusted and been stripped out so that I could neither screw nor unscrew them. If I’d been more careful in previous years about disassembling the structure promptly before the Seattle rains, this wouldn’t have happened.<\/p>\n

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The whole frame, on which you drape a heavy canvas wall and a bamboo roof, was listing terribly to one side from kids swinging on it. Yes, we’ve had that same frame in the same place for the two years past. I know that’s not the respectful way to treat a holy item like a sukkah<\/i>. At least the canvas and bamboo had been safely stored in the garage since last Sukkot.<\/p>\n
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Anyway I assumed that I couldn’t tighten or loosen any of the joints. Under the weight of the canvas walls, something was bound to give. The whole structure would collapse and we’d be left without a sukkah<\/i> to eat our festival meals in. It’s my favorite Jewish holiday so that would have really saddened me, along with my family.<\/div>\n
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But then the miracle happened!<\/div>\n
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When I went to see if I could somehow get those screws loose with the hex key and some WD-40, I realized that it wasn’t necessary. I found that the sockets in the screws hadn’t been stripped out after all as I very distinctly remembered<\/i> and that, in fact, many of the screws actually turned if I inserted the key and gave a series of well aimed blows with a hammer. Sure enough the sukkah<\/i> was soon straight and reasonably free of wobbles. This morning I got the canvas walls up and the roof. I found the tarp we use as a flooring for it in a little gully by our house where the kids had dumped it. More shameful neglect of a religious article by this blogger.<\/div>\n
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As you can see, I’m not a very competent householder. But all is now well and come the festival, we’ll all be crowding into our tiny but homey and cute sukkah<\/i>.<\/div>\n
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