{"id":824,"date":"2007-11-02T14:02:03","date_gmt":"2007-11-02T14:02:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/jwalking\/2007\/11\/waterboarding-for-muggers-pt-2.html"},"modified":"2007-11-02T14:02:03","modified_gmt":"2007-11-02T14:02:03","slug":"waterboarding-for-muggers-pt-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jwalking\/2007\/11\/waterboarding-for-muggers-pt-2.html","title":{"rendered":"Waterboarding for muggers?, pt. 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Other possibilities to create a safer America from SkipChurch:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The President has assured us that waterboarding is not torture, and there are legal opinions by the finest minds in his administration (stop laughing) that all sorts of &#8220;enhanced interrogation techniques&#8221; are okay.<br \/>\nSo why not bring back some of the tried-and-true methods of the past?<br \/>\nThumb screws: Hey, it doesn&#8217;t sound so bad, right?&#8211; and it has a long and popular history with law enforcement, witch hunters, heresy hunters, etc.<br \/>\nThe Rack: Now this particular device got a bad name from overzealous practicioners. 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