{"id":675,"date":"2007-10-01T11:59:23","date_gmt":"2007-10-01T11:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.beliefnet.com\/jwalking\/2007\/10\/high-cows-haikus-finalists.html"},"modified":"2007-10-01T11:59:23","modified_gmt":"2007-10-01T11:59:23","slug":"high-cows-haikus-finalists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jwalking\/2007\/10\/high-cows-haikus-finalists.html","title":{"rendered":"High cows haikus – vote now"},"content":{"rendered":"

Following up on the “high” cow haiku contest that began with the story<\/a> about how marijuana inhibits mad cow disease, here are your choices. Winner wins an itunes gift certificate. Either post comment below or email me at: dkuoblog@mac.com
\n1) Bovine dopers graze
\nOn emerald ganja fields
\nLo! Pastoral peace
\n2) We have no high priest
\nunable to sympathize
\nWe have high cows, though
\n3) Sacred mushroom cows
\nWhirling rainbow diamond eyes
\nSee! Hai-cow sutra.
\n4) Large eyed druggie cows
\nlike paintings of sad children
\nflower laden horns
\n5) Weed in feed will lead
\nTo 32nd flavor:
\nPsy-cow-delic. Moo!
\n6) High cows moo softly
\n“Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
\nMoo moo moo”– softly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Following up on the “high” cow haiku contest that began with the story about how marijuana inhibits mad cow disease, here are your choices. Winner wins an itunes gift certificate. Either post comment below or email me at: dkuoblog@mac.com 1) Bovine dopers graze On emerald ganja fields Lo! 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