Was talking to my newly-minted junior high school daughter last night about life and school and changes and such. Out of nowhere came this:<\/p>\n
“I love middle school. I haven’t been asked to walk single file once. What a wasted skill to learn that<\/em> was!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
It was said with confidence and certainty and disdain and bewilderment.<\/p>\n
“Why did we ever have to learn that? When am I ever going to be asked to walk single-file ever again? I lost recesses over that useless skill – recesses<\/em>! Ugh.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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