{"id":7400,"date":"2011-04-19T17:49:16","date_gmt":"2011-04-19T23:49:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=7400"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:53:35","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:53:35","slug":"we-now-know-whats-wrong-with-ann-coulter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2011\/04\/we-now-know-whats-wrong-with-ann-coulter.html","title":{"rendered":"We now know what's wrong with Ann Coulter…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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When I saw the title of Ann’s new book, I immediately assumed it was an autobiography or at the very least a personal memoir. But alas, it seems that Ann has either completely lost it or she’s actually writing satire this time rather than the unfunny conservative blah blah blah<\/em> she usually writes.<\/p>\n

But unlike most of her books, which I must admit are cleverly titled, this new one is a stretch. Personally, I don’t see a strong connection between the title and the subtitle. I mean, her title promises Legion and her subtitle seems to hint that she’s actually writing about Al Capone. And while Al Capone was probably a real pig, I don’t believe he was capable of being cast into a herd of them…<\/p>\n

But Ann’s career has always survived on taking a tiny bit of truth and stretching it out to biblical proportions. And each book seems to be getting a little bit more “biblical”…<\/p>\n

Because NOW, those “liberals” aren’t simply “difficult to talk to<\/a>” or “guilty<\/a>” or like a “godless church<\/a>…” No, all of those ideas are too reasonable now for Crazy Ann.<\/p>\n

The liberal mob is Demonic<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n

The only improvement to this new book is that its cover is curiously Annless. Of course, I bet that has something to do with her not wanting the title and her mugshot causing people to assume that this book is a confessional.<\/p>\n

Here’s what Demonic’<\/em>s back cover copy says about the book…<\/p>\n

The demon is a mob, and the mob is demonic. <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Read that sentence again. It’s very deep.
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The Democratic Party activates mobs, depends on mobs, coddles mobs, publicizes and celebrate mobs \u2013 it is the mob. <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Gosh, if the Democratic Party is a “mob,” then the Tea Party is the Third Reich reborn.<\/p>\n

Sweeping in its scope and relentless in its argument, Demonic explains the peculiarities of liberals as standard groupthink behavior. <\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And chances are, the book chews, spits, and shoots, too.
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To understand mobs is to understand liberals.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

And hopefully demons. <\/em><\/p>\n

So perhaps Ann’s Demonic<\/em>… will actually be a book of satire this time.<\/p>\n

Or maybe it is a confessional, because even though Ann probably can’t possess somebody’s inner being, she certainly knows how to get under a person’s skin.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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