{"id":7321,"date":"2011-04-13T19:45:03","date_gmt":"2011-04-14T01:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=7321"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:53:39","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:53:39","slug":"astroid-will-destroy-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2011\/04\/astroid-will-destroy-earth.html","title":{"rendered":"Asteroids will destroy Earth!"},"content":{"rendered":"

And Pat Robertson can hardly wait! He’s on pins and needles waiting for this to happen.<\/p>\n

Heck, he’s even done the math and made all of the necessary calculations, and he is certain that it will be an asteroid that will wipe out every living creature on earth. Praise the Lord!<\/p>\n

And poor Terry. She tries with all her heart to soften the impact of such crazy talk with a thoughtful word or two about all of the chaos and death that would occur, but Pat won’t have it! He is literally so darn excited to see God kill a whole bunch of people that he can’t even think about compassion and grace.<\/p>\n

Good news, good news…<\/p>\n

Oh well…<\/p>\n


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