{"id":7144,"date":"2011-04-01T13:26:56","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T19:26:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=7144"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:53:49","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:53:49","slug":"the-trinity-has-never-looked-so-badass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2011\/04\/the-trinity-has-never-looked-so-badass.html","title":{"rendered":"The Trinity has never looked so badass"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Whoa<\/em>. God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit look NOTHING like I expected.<\/p>\n

Equally yoked together, this trio looks completely badass. Don’t they?<\/p>\n

Even Jesus appears way more “Use the Force, Luke” than I imagined him looking.<\/p>\n

But God and Holy Ghost!? Nothing.<\/p>\n

God is ripped. That six pack is serious. And he’s bald?<\/p>\n

And I believe naked. Which makes sense if you consider The Garden of Eden story and how God planned for all of us to be naked all of the time. I wonder if God has a belly button.<\/p>\n

But yeah, God looks mean, too. I would definitely never mess with this God. Would you? And I’m pretty sure this God would NEVER tweet anything. He looks like he’d work on cars. Fast cars.<\/em><\/p>\n

And check out The Counselor’s fire frame! I’d speak in tongues, too, if that rushed into my room. And God’s Spirit looks just like God except without eyeballs.<\/p>\n

I would have loved coloring this Trinity when I was a kid.<\/p>\n

(The tadpoles and Saturn in the background is a nice touch, don’t you think?)<\/p>\n

I found this coloring picture at this online Christian store<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Elle sent me the link<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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