{"id":7139,"date":"2011-04-01T11:33:46","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T17:33:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=7139"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:53:50","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:53:50","slug":"what-happens-to-our-week-without-god-you-might-be-surprised","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2011\/04\/what-happens-to-our-week-without-god-you-might-be-surprised.html","title":{"rendered":"What happens to our week without God? You might be surprised"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2011\/04\/264193421.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7141\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2011\/04\/264193421.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"540\" height=\"405\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">See? Today isn&#8217;t FRIday unless you know God! Without God, it&#8217;s FIGHTday.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">And tomorrow is SHATTERday.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">I bet no cartoons come on TV on Shatterday morning. You need God for cartoons.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">(And somebody sent this to me, but I forget who. If you sent this to me, please let me know and I&#8217;ll be sure to give you credit.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See? Today isn&#8217;t FRIday unless you know God! Without God, it&#8217;s FIGHTday. And tomorrow is SHATTERday. I bet no cartoons come on TV on Shatterday morning. You need God for cartoons. (And somebody sent this to me, but I forget who. If you sent this to me, please let me know and I&#8217;ll be sure&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":412,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[126],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hmm"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v23.9 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>What happens to our week without God? 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