{"id":6978,"date":"2011-03-21T13:17:35","date_gmt":"2011-03-21T19:17:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=6978"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:53:58","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:53:58","slug":"i-bet-you-cant-guess-which-cereal-mascot-god-is-like-churchsign","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2011\/03\/i-bet-you-cant-guess-which-cereal-mascot-god-is-like-churchsign.html","title":{"rendered":"I bet you can't guess which cereal mascot God is like… #ChurchSign"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Say the words on this sign three times aloud to a coworker, friend, or spouse.<\/p>\n

Chances are, by the third time, this sign will make absolutely no sense at all…<\/p>\n

But…<\/p>\n

By all means, don’t think about the words on this sign too long. Because if you do, you’ll realize…. uh… that… Tony the Tiger said, “THEY’RE GREAT!!!”not “I’m great!!!!”<\/p>\n

Tony was talking about his Kelloggs’ Frosted Flakes…<\/p>\n

So did this church actually mean that God was Frosted Flakes?<\/p>\n

Never mind.<\/p>\n

Sent to me by Nick …. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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