{"id":6941,"date":"2011-03-17T19:47:41","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T01:47:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=6941"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:54:01","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:54:01","slug":"come-have-a-ball-with-jesus-at-a-testical-festival-in-texas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2011\/03\/come-have-a-ball-with-jesus-at-a-testical-festival-in-texas.html","title":{"rendered":"Come have a ball with Jesus! (at a testical festival in Texas)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2011\/03\/x2_50de338.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6942\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/2011\/03\/x2_50de338.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"670\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Come have a ball with Jesus&#8230; what the&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>What?! I figured this had to be fake. But then I Googled it.<\/p>\n<p>And I found&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>JACKSONVILLE \u2014  \tThe Texas Testicle Festival has two missions.<\/p>\n<p>The first is to glorify God by reaching our community teaching and expanding the word of God.<\/p>\n<p>The second is to support the greatest foster father of our country, Cal Farley.<\/p>\n<p>This year\u2019s Testicle Festival was a wonderful day in Jacksonville. <a href=\"http:\/\/jacksonvilleprogress.com\/religion\/x769243062\/Texas-Testicle-Festival-sends-thanks-for-success\" target=\"_blank\">SOURCE.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What is wrong with Texas?<\/p>\n<p>Not everything is bigger down there.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.twitter.com\/NathanSutliff\" target=\"_blank\">Sent to me by Nathan<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Found at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.failblog.org\" target=\"_blank\">FailBlog<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come have a ball with Jesus&#8230; what the&#8230; What?! I figured this had to be fake. 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