{"id":6818,"date":"2011-03-11T15:07:57","date_gmt":"2011-03-11T21:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=6818"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:54:06","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:54:06","slug":"proof-that-satan-exists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2011\/03\/proof-that-satan-exists.html","title":{"rendered":"Proof that Satan exists!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"font-size: 11px;font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;color: #999;margin-top: 5px;background: transparent;text-align: center;width: 420px\">Visit msnbc.com for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\">breaking news<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/3032507\">world news<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/3032072\">news about the economy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, let me be the first to say that the cute Hungarian couple in this video are LIARS! Heresy makers. And probably Rob Bell lovers.<\/p>\n<p>Why? Because that image of Satan that they see on their bathroom tile is NOT biblically accurate. Scripture foretells of a Satan that is beautiful to behold&#8211;Satan is sexy, tempting, and duh, Muslim.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, the &#8220;Satan&#8221; on that tile looks like Jay Leno on methamphetamines.<\/p>\n<p>You just wait: I fully expect the Rebel Calvinist Forces to swoop in and (tw)eat this couple for breakfast at any moment.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So long silly Hungarian couple,&#8221; John Piper will tweet. And then he&#8217;ll follow that up with a little love-tweet from God.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s my prediction.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/middletree\">Sent to me by James<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Well, let me be the first to say that the cute Hungarian couple in this video are LIARS! Heresy makers. And probably Rob Bell lovers. Why? 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