{"id":6361,"date":"2011-02-15T09:41:05","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T15:41:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=6361"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:55:20","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:55:20","slug":"purchase-brimstone-for-a-family-member-friend-or-coworker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2011\/02\/purchase-brimstone-for-a-family-member-friend-or-coworker.html","title":{"rendered":"Purchase brimstone for a family member, friend, or coworker!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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For the low price of $150 plus shipping<\/a> you can purchase your very own piece of medium-sized brimstone from Sodom & Gomorrah <\/strong><\/span>! That’s right; you can purchase remnants of God’s anger and judgment for a friend!<\/p>\n

Your mean-spirited mother?<\/p>\n

Maybe that girlfriend who groped you in the movie theater!<\/p>\n

Or do you know a liberal pastor who wears dresses and only talks about God’s love and peace and is always quoting verses from Jesus like “he who is without sin, cast the first stone”?<\/p>\n

Well, now you can show that pastor the stones that God likes to throw!<\/p>\n

Buy brimstone!<\/p>\n

According to the folks at Ark Discovery…<\/a><\/p>\n

Brimstone samples from our search of the cities of the plain can be yours.\u00a0 Comes in an attractive 12″ x 8″ display case with glass top.\u00a0 A great conversation starter at your church, home, or office.\u00a0 These are available for a limited time.\u00a0 $150 for a medium size sample of brimstone, at least 1\/2 inch in diameter.\u00a0 No returns, all sales final. <\/span><\/p>\n

(Because it’s really just a stone you can buy in 50-pound bags at Home Depot.<\/em>)<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n


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\nTo order, click here!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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