{"id":6341,"date":"2011-02-14T09:05:40","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T15:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=6341"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:55:21","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:55:21","slug":"does-your-sex-life-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2011\/02\/does-your-sex-life-suck.html","title":{"rendered":"Does Your Sex Life Suck?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Another church<\/a> is helping couples imagine what a spicy godly sex life can look like…<\/p>\n

And they’re using images of hot bodied non-Christians to get you in the mood.<\/p>\n

One of the sermons was preached by a former porn producer! And who better to direct your bedroom activity than a born again porn producer?<\/p>\n

You can’t wait to get to church on Sunday, huh?<\/p>\n

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Thoughts?! <\/strong><\/p>\n

(FULL DISCLOSURE: I confess that I don’t know if the couple in the images are “non-Christian.” And yes, I don’t know if they are hot, either. Or… if they’re a real couple with a hot (and holy?) sex life. )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Another church is helping couples imagine what a spicy godly sex life can look like… And they’re using images of hot bodied non-Christians to get you in the mood. One of the sermons was preached by a former porn producer! And who better to direct your bedroom activity than a born again porn producer? 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