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My Satanism-causing evolutionist friends over at Unreasonable Faith found this document<\/a>.<\/p>\n

**A portion of that first sentence is a joke.<\/p>\n

Anyway, the racist<\/em> folks at Unreasonable Faith speculate that the top document is real and that the bottom document is fake.<\/p>\n

Thoughts?<\/p>\n

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