{"id":5617,"date":"2011-01-06T18:40:30","date_gmt":"2011-01-07T00:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=5617"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:56:41","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:56:41","slug":"christians-using-mathematics-to-explain-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2011\/01\/christians-using-mathematics-to-explain-god.html","title":{"rendered":"Christians Using Mathematics to Explain God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/hbsX12oI_K8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/hbsX12oI_K8?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;color1=0x5d1719&amp;color2=0xcd311b\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>In all seriousness, you have to wonder if the person who created this video REALLY thinks there&#8217;s any rhyme, reason, or mathematical logic to his or her theory&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I mean, if this is true, then &#8220;Love of Satan&#8221; will put you at 130% productivity&#8230; and duh&#8230; we know that ain&#8217;t true.<\/p>\n<p>And if you go out and <em>supercalifragilisticexpialidocious<\/em>, you&#8217;d probably quadruple your output\/success.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m not a math expert&#8230; am I wrong? Does this make any sense at all?!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Lies for sending this to me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In all seriousness, you have to wonder if the person who created this video REALLY thinks there&#8217;s any rhyme, reason, or mathematical logic to his or her theory&#8230; I mean, if this is true, then &#8220;Love of Satan&#8221; will put you at 130% productivity&#8230; and duh&#8230; we know that ain&#8217;t true. 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