{"id":5287,"date":"2010-12-18T23:15:42","date_gmt":"2010-12-19T05:15:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jesusneedsnewpr.net\/?p=5287"},"modified":"2011-05-03T16:56:54","modified_gmt":"2011-05-03T16:56:54","slug":"assemblies-of-god-hates-santa-you-wanna-know-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beliefnet.com\/columnists\/jesusneedsnewpr\/2010\/12\/assemblies-of-god-hates-santa-you-wanna-know-why.html","title":{"rendered":"Assemblies of God Hates Santa (you wanna know why?)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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BECAUSE…<\/p>\n

…if you rearrange the letters in the word “SANTA”… you get…<\/p>\n

the name of this guy or angel… a really really really bad angel… like the worst angel EVER…<\/p>\n

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SATAN!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

Satan…<\/p>\n

OMG! or<\/p>\n

AOG!!!!<\/p>\n

AAAA! OOHHH! GEEE!<\/p>\n

Yeah… because Santa is an anagram with Satan… both are REALLY REALLY REALLY bad angels…<\/p>\n

Which means… if you hate MOLES… you must also hate all ELMOs<\/p>\n

And if you don’t believe in God…. you shouldn’t believe in dog(s)…<\/p>\n

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To read the story, click here… <\/a><\/p>\n

Sent to me by Pava Blog<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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